The 11 Point Charlie Sheen Life Manifesto
1. No panic. No judgement.
2. Leave marriage to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.
3. Don't stress the fools and trolls who lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their ugly lives.
4. You have the right to kill, but you do not have the right to judge.
5. Don't give interviews. Leave warnings.
6. Either love, or hate. But you must do so violently.
7. Hate everybody that's not in your family because they are there to destroy you and they will come at you in all forms and shapes.
8. Don't live in the middle. That's where you get slaughtered. Where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen.
9. Hang on to your resentments. They fuel your attack. They fuel the battle cry of your deadly and dangerous and quiet battle soldiers.
10. Look fear right down the barrel.
11. The only thing you should be addicted to is winning.
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