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EXCLUSIVE: All the Celebrities Set to Attend President Trump's Inauguration

By Courtney Enlow | Miscellaneous | December 12, 2016 | Comments ()

By Courtney Enlow | Miscellaneous | December 12, 2016 |


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The liberal media elite would have you believe Supreme Leader Donald Trump is having trouble securing celebrities to attend his inauguration. LIES. LIES PERPETRATED BY A BIASED MEDIA JEALOUS OF HIS POWER AND GOOD LOOKS. I’ve obtained an exclusive list of the massive celebrities so excited to attend this event that their jizz has turned orange in anticipation.

Ted Nugent

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Jon Voight

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Vince McMahon

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Paris Hilton

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Ramsay Bolton

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Patrick Bateman

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Killer Bob

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Voldemort

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Emperor Palpatine

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Sensei John Kreese

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Billy Zane from Titanic

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Isaac from Children of the Corn

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Satan

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Hitler’s Ghost

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Mia from Love Actually

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