The liberal media elite would have you believe Supreme Leader Donald Trump is having trouble securing celebrities to attend his inauguration. LIES. LIES PERPETRATED BY A BIASED MEDIA JEALOUS OF HIS POWER AND GOOD LOOKS. I’ve obtained an exclusive list of the massive celebrities so excited to attend this event that their jizz has turned orange in anticipation.
Sensei John Kreese
Billy Zane from Titanic
Isaac from Children of the Corn
Mia from Love Actually