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The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time: The Video

By Harry Hanrahan | Posted Under Guides | Comments (135)

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hh — the man who brought us The 100 Cheesiest Movie Lines of All Time and Get Out of There! The Video — is back with another fantastic video today. He’s even pulled himself out of anonymity. His name is Harry Hanrahan, and he’s British.

As always, his videos need very little introduction. This is Harry Hanrahan’s latest brilliant video edit, a compilation of The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time, nearly ten minutes of pure, profane glee. Hit the play button and soak in the verbal abuse.


(Hat Tip: Jelinas)

Here is a List of Movies Cited in the Above Video

0’00 - Roxanne, Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Gleaming the Cube, The Princess Bride, A Fish Called Wanda, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Casino, Three Amigos, A Clockwork Orange

1’05 - Dolemite, Glengarry Glen Ross, Bad Santa, The Witches of Eastwick, The Big Lebowski, In Bruges, Full Metal Jacket, There Will Be Blood

2’05 - Toy Story, Casablanca, Encino Man, The Women, Predator, Army of Darkness, They Live, Uncle Buck, Big Trouble in Little China, New Jack City, Billy Madison

3’00 - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Departed, Carlito’s Way, In the Loop, Glengarry Glen Ross, Stand By Me, Grosse Pointe Blank, Duck Soup, Caddyshack, Planes Trains & Automobiles

4’00 - South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, As Good as It Gets, The 6th Day, Step Brothers, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Full Metal Jacket, City Slickers, Road House, True Grit, Shot Circuit

5’00 - Raging Bull, The Usual Suspects, Snatch, Caddyshack, The Last Boy Scout, Ghostbusters, The Sandlot, As Good as It Gets

6’00 - 48 Hrs, In Bruges, Silver Streak, Glengarry Glen Ross, A Fish Called Wanda, Goodfellas, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, The Mist, Trading Places

7’00 - The Warriors, Point Break, Gangs of New York, Reservoir Dogs, The Breakfast Club, The Cowboys, Full Metal Jacket, Dodgeball, Donnie Darko, Scarface, The Good the Bad and the Ugly

8’00 - Anchorman, Tropic Thunder, Sexy Beast, In the Loop, Get Shorty, Blazing Saddles, The Way of the Gun, Blade: Trinity, Clerks, The Boondock Saints, The Exorcist, What About Bob?, Weird Science

9’00 - Con Air, True Romance, In the Loop, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lake Placid, The Front, Gone with the Wind

****

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    Comments

    Oh that was SOOOOOOOOOOO good.

    And Hello, Harry! You sir are SO fine.

    Posted by: replica at June 30, 2010 2:20 PM

    • YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT


    One of my favorite movie quotes of all time, let alone favorite movie insults. This sort of made my day.

    Posted by: Kalexal at June 30, 2010 2:20 PM

    Enjoyable, but there probably aren't 100 great movie insults. I'd put it at less than 50. The D.I. in "Full Metal Jacket" had the best lines.

    A string of screamed-out swears can be entertaining to watch, but not sure it counts as "great." Also, Colin Ferrell had the best insult in "In Bruges," when he was referring to Bruges itself.

    Posted by: Slash at June 30, 2010 2:27 PM

    Standing Ovation.

    BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO!

    Posted by: Fredo at June 30, 2010 2:28 PM

    Somewhere someone is having a choreographed fight sequence set to this music.

    Posted by: Fredo at June 30, 2010 2:30 PM

    I'm sure it took a lot of restraint to not give "In The Loop" every spot on this list.

    Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at June 30, 2010 2:31 PM

    "You son of a motherless goat!"

    Posted by: Sara at June 30, 2010 2:35 PM

    Beeeeeeeeautiful!
    This made an otherwise drab day into a GREAT one.

    Posted by: popejenn at June 30, 2010 2:36 PM

    LOVE LOVE LOVE! I am just going to play this whole montage on the big screen here in the office for all my co-workers.

    Posted by: Nimue at June 30, 2010 2:42 PM

    Once again, HH (which I'm still going to call you even though you have a name now), you have outdid yourself, you cock-juggling thundercunt.

    Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at June 30, 2010 2:44 PM

    One more reason to love Betty White!

    And I agree, R Lee Ermy as the DI in "Full Metal Jacket" had the best lines.

    Personal favorite is "What's the matter Pvt Pyle, didn't your parents give you enough love as a child?"

    Posted by: Uncle JR at June 30, 2010 2:44 PM

    Have to agree with Slash on this one. The string of angry curse words doesn't require the creativity and skill a perfect insult does. The best insults are clever, calm and calculated. That makes em' stick.

    Posted by: good ol' smokey at June 30, 2010 2:53 PM

    Oh good lord that was beautiful.

    WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND?!

    Posted by: figgy at June 30, 2010 2:55 PM

    Now that was truly moving, warmed my cold, black, shriveled heart. Reminded me of some real classics! Can we please have a round of up Gay Perry quotes now? Ooh, ooh, or Peter Capaldi's from In the Loop/"The Thick of It"?

    Posted by: Sefa at June 30, 2010 2:55 PM

    that was awse. fully awse.

    Posted by: lizzieborden at June 30, 2010 2:59 PM

    I was very glad to see The Way of the Gun in there.

    Posted by: DeistBrawler at June 30, 2010 3:07 PM

    The Malibu officer dressing down The Dude with that sweet turn-of-the-phrase was a revelation for me, when I heard it upon first viewing. I think it's still a Top Fiver, All-time. Right up there with Bill Murray's "...it's true. This man has no dick."

    How humiliating for that guy.

    Posted by: gunnertec at June 30, 2010 3:18 PM

    I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt...wait a minute.

    Posted by: Steph at June 30, 2010 3:20 PM

    Great name, Harry. You've grabbed the torch in a long tradition of awesome Harrys (Dirty Harry, Harry Hard-On, Harry Hamlin, etc.).

    I use the following at every opportunity:

    "You stupid, ignorant, sonofabitch, dumb bastard!"

    "You're a ________!"

    Any reference to Whore Island.

    Posted by: Kballs at June 30, 2010 3:29 PM

    The Women (1939, I refuse to acknowledge the remake) has a plethora of outstanding insults. Bless you sir for including one of my favourites.

    Posted by: squeeziee at June 30, 2010 3:44 PM

    This really made my day.

    Posted by: duckandcover at June 30, 2010 4:09 PM

    I'm with Squeezie. "The Women" not only contains the best collection of insults ever but their venomous delivery is pitch perfect every time.

    The so-called re-make was an insult in itself.

    Posted by: PaddyDog at June 30, 2010 4:25 PM

    You are a boring F star star cunt. Classic.

    Posted by: Margrete at June 30, 2010 4:28 PM

    Hah!

    The good news is, I'm at a PC where I can here this!

    The bad news is, I'm not allowed in the library anymore.

    Posted by: , at June 30, 2010 4:32 PM

    *--the real bad news is, I can't spell for shit.

    "hear"

    Posted by: , at June 30, 2010 4:35 PM

    I'd be worried about my cube mate's opinion of me after hearing the string of profanities in that montage...but he looks at high powered weapons every day. So really, I'm more worried about when he's going to shoot up my office than I am about his opinion on my language.

    Posted by: KatSings at June 30, 2010 4:52 PM

    "You Warthog Faced Buffoon!" from the Princess Bride was always one of my favorites!

    Great video!

    Posted by: Mebe at June 30, 2010 4:53 PM

    It was only missing 1: ACE VENTURA

    [Aguado stomps on a cockroach to provoke Ventura]
    Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?
    [everyone laughs]
    Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became insanely jealous.
    [everybody "oohs"]
    Ace Ventura: Then I'd lose 30 pounds... porkin' his wife!

    Posted by: jared at June 30, 2010 5:10 PM

    Ok not from a movie technically but I just gotta
    "Look Brad, I'm a man! Just like you- only I don't look like a faggot and speak all educated. "

    Posted by: Irina at June 30, 2010 5:19 PM

    I want to memorize this whole list, stand naked in a supermarket and recite it at full volume until eggs shatter and old women faint and security drags me out whilst still reciting this list. Then I will stand outside said supermarket naked and ranting. That's how much I liked it.

    Posted by: Odnon at June 30, 2010 5:25 PM

    Your mom goes to college!

    Weakest insult in the video made me laugh the hardest :P

    Posted by: SlizBomb at June 30, 2010 5:28 PM

    I knew I loved the British for a reason. Amazingly done, Mr. Hanrahan!

    Posted by: Helena at June 30, 2010 5:29 PM

    Can I just say...thank you, so very much, for including New Jack City. People keep sleeping on that movie. It is like I said: Wesley Snipes, like Cruise, is a hell of a lot better when he is cut loose and hamming it up than he is when he is all serious and brooding.

    My roommate was just pointing out to a friend how hardcore the "Frankly my dear" line really was. Especially to those who really could not stand Scarlett.

    Posted by: Vermillion at June 30, 2010 5:32 PM

    That was grand. I love your work, Harry! Thanks for keeping us entertained.

    My favorite has to be the National Lampoon's Christmas clip. I love that whole speech.

    Posted by: MelBivDevoe at June 30, 2010 5:51 PM

    That was awesome. And In the Loop is officially at the top of my Netflix queue.

    Posted by: Alex at June 30, 2010 6:00 PM

    Slow. Fucking. Clap.

    Posted by: Maui Mauricio at June 30, 2010 6:05 PM

    Dude, he totally left out the scene in Spaceballs where Lonestar and Princess Vespa are callin each other all kindsa wicked shit over the intercom.

    Posted by: Amanda Marie at June 30, 2010 6:18 PM

    I have never before wanted to find someone to insult as much as I do right now. I've learned so many new things!

    Posted by: ZombieNurse at June 30, 2010 6:22 PM

    I can't believe Dennis Hopper's "Fuck you, you fucking fuck" from Blue Velvet didn't make the cut.

    Posted by: Dave at June 30, 2010 6:48 PM

    Thanks for including Dolomite. I try to call someone a "Rat soup-eating, no business-having, born-insecure motherfucker" at least once everyday.

    Posted by: Tracer Bullet at June 30, 2010 6:49 PM

    Here I am watching In Bruges, right now, and I find this thing. I think, "Jesus it's gotta be on here," and there it is, twice. Although I thought immediately of "that's for John Lennon, you Yankee fucking cunt."

    Also, it's a testament to Day-Lewis that he can give a line like "You slithered out of your mother's filth" the weight it deserves, because that's the most triumphant thing you can say to anyone. If he'd only thought of it, one of the angels would have said that over his shoulder as he left Gomorrah. I always loved that line.

    Posted by: Benny at June 30, 2010 6:59 PM

    Hi, my name is Brittany, and I'd like to call shenanigans because Nowhere in that video did Black Dynamite appear. Thank you for your time.

    Posted by: Brittany at June 30, 2010 7:06 PM

    "You're just a waste of yearbook space."

    Oh, yeah.

    Posted by: figgy at June 30, 2010 7:10 PM

    That video absolutely rocked! S'cuse me, I'm relatively new to these parts and had never heard of this Hanrahan guy- can't wait to download the rest of these, thanks for the list, and every time I check in Pajiba impresses me more and more.

    Joe Pesci is my hero amongst insulting characters. He gives the filthiest words such a renewed impact and vigor every time I have the pleasure of hearing him; Gene Wilder's insane, near-explosive insults are so damn hilarious; virtually every 3rd or 4th line of 'Glengarry Glen Ross' together could comprise a textbook of efficient, effective insults; and Dennis Hopper's epic "you are an eggplant," full-length insult is one of the most memorable speeches I remember from the last 20 years.
    (btw DAVE, I adopted the "fucking fuck" Hopper used in Blue Velvet when I first heard it and still utilize the term extensively)

    That was great, guys.

    Posted by: anonymouse at June 30, 2010 7:21 PM

    I kept waiting for Garth's rant "...until the handle breaks off and you have to find a doctor to pull it out again!" from Wayne's World.

    Posted by: bubblegumshoe at June 30, 2010 7:37 PM

    OH SNAP.

    Posted by: Mick J at June 30, 2010 8:26 PM

    Good job Harry Handjob.

    ~Emm

    Posted by: Emm at June 30, 2010 8:56 PM

    "Fuck You, that's my name!"

    Man, I'd really love to be able to say that in real life. Just haven't met the right asshole yet.

    Posted by: stardust at June 30, 2010 9:15 PM

    Aaaand this would be my new favorite video.

    I've learned so much from the foul-mouthed ways of Malcolm Tucker. I think it's time to rewatch In the Loop and In Bruges soon.

    Posted by: lindsaco at June 30, 2010 10:10 PM

    That list was schizophrenic at best and totally shit at worst. Make up your mind if you are actually trying to put together the best movie insults or just jamming together every line that has more than two consecutive curse words in it. You can't have "Casablanca" and "Anchorman" on the same list and have it have any meaning.

    Posted by: Jack Random at June 30, 2010 10:15 PM

    Jack Random? LOL!

    Are you related to Jack M Hogoff?

    Posted by: Martok at June 30, 2010 11:10 PM

    Awesome video, but how is the Peter Pan/Rufio fight not part of it?

    Posted by: Samantha at June 30, 2010 11:31 PM

    Forrest Gump: Hello. I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump.

    Recruit Officer: Nobody gives a hunky shit who you are, pus ball You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot! Get your ass on the bus, you're in the Army now!

    Posted by: Amy at June 30, 2010 11:31 PM

    I could've watched the whole scene from Roxanne.
    And I love the line from Fish Called Wanda. "To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!"
    "Asshole!"

    Posted by: trixie at July 1, 2010 12:05 AM

    I once used an insult from Fish Called Wanda in real life. It worked, and felt so so so good.

    Posted by: ThingOfThings at July 1, 2010 12:24 AM

    Though the commentors have noted a few misses, it had the only one I truly cared about: Monty Python. To this day I call people bloody English k-ni-gets if I am a situation where I can't use actual swear words. The only one I missed was "you dyke commi dwarf" but for the life if me I can't remember what movie I picked that up from.

    Posted by: Morgan Lefai at July 1, 2010 12:31 AM

    Wonderful work hh!

    I bet it was tough to go with "why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more" instead of "why don't you suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood," which is superbly crafted but delivered with a little less biting hatred.

    Posted by: nigeltde at July 1, 2010 12:57 AM

    God, Gay Perry has some AMAZING burns in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and that one might be my favorite of them all. This whole video is beautiful.

    Posted by: ChristianH at July 1, 2010 1:24 AM

    Gorgeously done video (though I was disappointed at the number of repeats). How could you leave out the insult fight from Hook?

    Peter Banning: I bet you don't even have a fourth grade reading level.
    Rufio: Hemorrhoidal suck naval.
    Peter Banning: Or maybe a fifth grade reading level.
    Rufio: Boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt.
    Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ka-ka mouth, you know that?
    Rufio: You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picked, pimple squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side.
    Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.
    Rufio: Mung tongue.
    Peter Banning: Math tutor.
    Rufio: Pinhead.
    Peter Banning: Prison Barber.
    Rufio: Mother lover.
    Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.
    Rufio: In your face, camel cake.
    Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derriere.
    Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.
    Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.
    Rufio: You... You man! You stupid, stupid man!
    Peter Banning: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you EAT ME? You two-toned zebara-headed paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy?
    Don't Ask: What's a paramecium brain?
    Peter Banning: I'll tell you what a paeramecium is. It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly. Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!

    Posted by: Matt at July 1, 2010 2:18 AM

    John Houseman's eternal "here's a dime, now go call your mother and tell her you'll never be a lawyer" that made the law student barf ought to be included.

    The Paper Chase.

    Despite the criticisms above, what a fun video!

    Mega-thanks!

    Posted by: IvyGold at July 1, 2010 3:42 AM

    brillz.

    Posted by: stopthemadness at July 1, 2010 4:48 AM

    i have to say that "Why don't you take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!" made me laugh the hardest.

    Praise Xenu.

    Posted by: stopthemadness at July 1, 2010 5:05 AM

    You missed the best line from A Fish Called Wanda

    You're the vulgarian, you FUCK!

    Posted by: Steph at July 1, 2010 6:53 AM

    How can the insult fight from Hook NOT BE IN THIS??

    Posted by: Jake at July 1, 2010 8:41 AM

    Genius! But I would expect a little more diversity -- I mean, there's gotta be a good Samuel L. Jackson quote out there. Black people are funny, too!

    Posted by: orestilla at July 1, 2010 9:35 AM

    I didn't know where else to post this, but here is a Word Cloud representation of the Pajiba Dictionary:
    http://www.wordle.net/show/wrdl/2203094/Pajiba_Dictionary

    Enjoy

    Posted by: Patty O'Green at July 1, 2010 10:49 AM

    Yes for In Bruges.
    You're an inanimate fucking object!

    PS
    You're a smelly pirate hooker!


    So much love.

    Posted by: A-schaef at July 1, 2010 10:57 AM

    That was fucking awesome!!!!

    Posted by: supafly at July 1, 2010 1:26 PM

    Fucking fantastic video.

    But where are the Trunchbull's insults from Matilda??

    "Agatha Trunchbull: Her father says she's a real wart.
    Jenny: ... A what??
    Agatha Trunchbull: A carbuncle. A blister. A festering pustule of malignant ooze!"

    Trunchbull: Sit down, you squirming worm of vomit!

    Trunchbull: Stand up, you villainous sack of goat-slime!

    shudder

    Posted by: Momo at July 1, 2010 1:56 PM

    Sorry to go all Nerd Police on you, but it's The Empire Strikes Back, not Star Wars, in minute 1.

    Otherwise, great job.

    Posted by: Mike D at July 1, 2010 2:04 PM

    This was great! However, I would have liked to have one of the repeat movies substituted with the Liar Liar scene "He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking."

    Posted by: Thomas Gallant at July 1, 2010 2:51 PM

    Two additions: the scene in Flatliners where the little girl tells off Kevin Bacon, and also Kevin Spacey in The Ref: "You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."

    Posted by: Sarah at July 1, 2010 3:04 PM

    Not quite an insult, but I love when Holly says ""It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two." in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

    Posted by: samantha t at July 1, 2010 4:46 PM

    Here's that exchange from Flatliners:

    Young Winnie: Hey! Hey, Fellatio! Got a match? Well, I do! Your face and my ass! Your breath made of buffalo farts!

    David Labraccio: Do I know you?

    Young Winnie: You don't know jack-shit! Butt-wipe! Needle-dick! Cock-bite! Jack-off! Limp-wrist! Corn-hole! Banana-breath! Shit-bird! Bird-turd! Turd-face! Kiss-ass! Brown-nose! Macho wimp! Limp dick! Fart-face! Tire merchant! What's the matter? Gonna cry? Come on, Crybaby Davie! Cry! Cry! Cry! Shit-face! Rat-turd! Ass-licking son of a bitch!

    Posted by: Will MacNeil at July 1, 2010 6:30 PM

    Just brilliant. Love the fact that you put Glengarry Glen Ross in here thrice -- there's even more in that movie that could warrant inclusion, but I enjoyed the mix of styles here. Funnily enough, despite all the great insults, I'm pretty sure that old classic Groucho Marx line got the biggest laugh out of me. There's something about the way he'd insult people which was so classy. No cursing, just pure, brilliant observational humor and writing that still stands the test of time. Of course, Groucho was also the one who said, "I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." Still wonderful after all these years.

    Posted by: Topper at July 1, 2010 6:32 PM

    Always liked the underappreciated line from "The Wizard of Oz" when Auntie Em tells off Myra Gulch...to a point.

    "Now, Myra Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean you have the power to run the rest of us! For 23 years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you, and now...well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!!"

    Classic!

    Posted by: Marty at July 1, 2010 10:30 PM

    sadly missing every good line from Johnny Dangerously, particularly every Moroni line ever:

    "YOU FARGIN BASTAGES! YOU CORK-SUCKING ICE-HOLES!"

    Posted by: TD at July 1, 2010 11:33 PM

    The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are. lol love Val Kilmer

    Posted by: D at July 2, 2010 1:26 AM

    @slash - yes, I agree. Most are just great rage eruptions, but it's a vicarious pleasure feeling the release nonetheless! I did belly laugh a few brain-hole-fucking-inanimate-fucking-object times though. I use to write down run-on insults in my journal in tha days of my yout'... When my mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries.

    Posted by: Scott Daris at July 2, 2010 2:16 AM

    Ooh! Also, what about High Fidelity?

    "You pathetic rebound fuck! Now get your patchouli stink out of my store! MOVE IT, lardass! ....Dumb motherfucker."

    Posted by: Alyssa at July 2, 2010 8:34 AM

    I'm going to watch it again. Right now. That was great.

    And thanks to Matt for posting the entire Peter/Rufio insult war. That always cracks me up.

    Posted by: MyySharona at July 2, 2010 10:15 AM

    Aww! You're forgetting my favorite insult of all-time (from a Disney movie).

    "You are a worthless street rat! You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your FLEAS will mourn you!"

    Posted by: Annie_Reckson at July 2, 2010 11:55 AM

    Loved this! Though I would have liked some Johnny Dangerously quotes, I LOVED the Rhett Butler final quote as he bids farewell to that PoS Scarlett O'Hara.

    Posted by: RJ at July 2, 2010 4:41 PM

    I've always liked "You tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms", also from MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL.

    Posted by: Pat C at July 2, 2010 8:38 PM

    "son of a mother duck" is missing :)

    Posted by: wwdef at July 2, 2010 8:57 PM

    i have to see IN THE LOOP

    Posted by: james at July 3, 2010 2:15 PM

    Thank you, Mr. Hanrahan, for another great job!

    Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 3, 2010 2:40 PM

    Is it possible to get some transcription of the lines for non-native speakers?
    Thanks

    Posted by: iWalrus at July 4, 2010 9:00 AM

    "I used to fuck guys like you in prison"

    Roadhouse: Still controversial. Still Relevant.

    Posted by: Squirrelgripper at July 4, 2010 7:23 PM

    I can't believe you failed to include Monty Python & the Holy Grail. Some of the greatest insults of all time came from that movie.

    "I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

    How can you have missed that one?

    Posted by: SugarBooty at July 4, 2010 8:29 PM

    SugarBooty: Probably because it's overquoted and fucking tiresome by now?

    I love how this has been cycled around the net and, like with hh's other videos, no credit to him or reference to Pajiba.

    Posted by: vic at July 5, 2010 2:34 AM

    From "Aliens", with the inestimable glory that is Jenette Goldstein:

    Marine: Hey, Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?

    Vasquez: No. You?

    Posted by: jeanne at July 5, 2010 12:30 PM

    Brilliant. But the glaring omission is the sequence of racially-inspired insults from Do The Right Thing. Enjoyed this nonetheless.

    Posted by: Randy at July 5, 2010 7:23 PM

    They missed my favorite one from Glengary Glen Ross... "Cop couldn't find his dick with two hands and a map!"

    Posted by: Ashley at July 5, 2010 10:33 PM

    oh, NOOOO!!! the greatest movie insult EVER is missing from this fabulous vid! it's in People I Know, been trying to track it down for ages :'-(((

    Posted by: hannibal at July 6, 2010 5:36 AM

    that was fantastic but i'm gonna have to chime in on what you missed.

    tombstone - doc holliday - 'maybe poker isn't your game, ike. i know. let's have a spelling contest.' best ever.

    the big lebowski - walter sobchak - 'see what happens larry? see what happens when you fugg a stranger in the ass?'

    half baked - scarface - 'fugg you. fugg you. fugg you. you cool. fugg you. i'm out.'

    and you picked weird ones from boondock saints and dodgeball. how you can exclude the 'i can't go buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys that you fugged' line is mind bottling. and i liked the 'bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob' line from dodgeball myself.

    way enjoyable regardless. huge glengarry glen ross fan i see.

    Posted by: conor at July 6, 2010 9:10 PM

    Hmm, apparently SugarBooty and Vic didn't actually watch the entire video...

    Posted by: ariadne at July 7, 2010 5:55 PM

    Lee Harvey: Is your old lady happy?

    Lieutenant Gerke: Is my old lady happy?

    Lee Harvey: Yeah, because if your fuckin' is anything like your police work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.

    Posted by: Molly at July 9, 2010 4:07 PM


    Where do they teach you to talk like that? Some Panama City sailor wanna hump hump bar?

    Posted by: Jeff at July 15, 2010 12:39 AM

    You missed my favorite.

    From "The Competition"

    Leigh Remick to Sam Wanamaker,

    "I costs extra to ingrave shmuck on a gavestone, but in your case it's worth the extra expense."

    Posted by: Don at July 21, 2010 2:20 PM

    Does Barry Manilo Know You Raided His Wardrobe

    Posted by: Brayden at August 31, 2010 8:55 AM

    Should've had the line right before the scene from Last Boyscout.

    "How do you know it was my wife?"
    "She said her husband is a pimp looking motherfucker with a hat." (Or something...)

    Posted by: Mr. Fancypants at September 6, 2010 6:12 AM

    Movies list in alphabetical order (to make it easier to see how many you've seen, or not seen yet):

    48 Hrs
    A Clockwork Orange
    A Fish Called Wanda
    Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert
    Anchorman
    Army of Darkness
    As Good as It Gets
    Bad Santa
    Big Trouble in Little China
    Billy Madison
    Blade: Trinity
    Blazing Saddles
    Caddyshack
    Carlito’s Way
    Casablanca
    Casino
    City Slickers
    Clerks
    Con Air
    Dodgeball
    Dolemite
    Donnie Darko
    Duck Soup
    Encino Man
    Full Metal Jacket
    Gangs of New York
    Get Shorty
    Ghostbusters
    Gleaming the Cube
    Glengarry Glen Ross
    Gone with the Wind
    Goodfellas
    Grosse Pointe Blank
    In Bruges
    In the Loop
    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
    Lake Placid
    Mean Girls
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    Napoleon Dynamite
    National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
    New Jack City
    O Brother Where Art Thou?
    Planes Trains & Automobiles
    Point Break
    Predator
    Raging Bull
    Reservoir Dogs
    Road House
    Roxanne
    Scarface
    Sexy Beast
    Shot Circuit
    Silver Streak
    Snatch
    South Park
    Stand By Me
    Star Wars
    Step Brothers
    The 6th Day
    The Big Lebowski
    The Boondock Saints
    The Breakfast Club
    The Cowboys
    The Departed
    The Exorcist
    The Front
    The Good the Bad and the Ugly
    The Last Boy Scout
    The Mist
    The Princess Bride
    The Sandlot
    The Usual Suspects
    The Warriors
    The Way of the Gun
    The Witches of Eastwick
    The Wizard of Oz
    The Women
    There Will Be Blood
    They Live
    Three Amigos
    Toy Story
    Trading Places
    Tropic Thunder
    True Grit
    True Romance
    Uncle Buck
    Weird Science
    What About Bob?

    Posted by: Damien McKenna at September 9, 2010 2:10 PM

    How do you miss the classic from the end of Good Morning Vietnam?

    "You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history."

    Posted by: WoodenPlank at September 26, 2010 4:03 PM

    how could you forget the classic from the 13th warrior!

    Atleast i know who my father is you pig eating son of a whore!

    Posted by: robert at October 2, 2010 1:31 PM

    Joe Pesci is the king of insults

    Posted by: top10 at October 28, 2010 2:53 AM

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    Posted by: Julee Angelson at November 5, 2010 1:37 PM

    Love this list, but I was really disappointed to not see Hook.

    Posted by: matoro1989 at November 20, 2010 10:07 PM

    You missed this classic Irish movie 'I went down' starring Brendan Gleeson.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7ezEfx4ICw&feature=related

    Posted by: Declan at November 21, 2010 12:04 PM

    I miss the mobster from "Johnny Dangerously" who can't pronounce the profanity properly.

    And Sigourney Weaver from "Aliens": "Get away from her, you BITCH!"

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    Posted by: Gregory Despain at November 28, 2010 4:08 PM

    you missed the bench warmers when he was learning how to swing a bat
    "dont chop at it it's not a sword"
    "YOUR NOT A SWORD!"

    Posted by: jonah at November 30, 2010 9:11 PM

    How about, "Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?" in Aliens

    Posted by: Daniel at December 9, 2010 11:18 AM

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    Posted by: talyn juice at December 12, 2010 11:23 AM

    Sooooo awesome,

    one to add would be from Troy, when Achilles says
    "You sack of wine!"

    Posted by: Willoe at December 21, 2010 1:29 PM

    im soryy buuuuut, some of these are you threats not insults.

    Posted by: kittyballs at December 23, 2010 1:40 AM

    something has gone horribly wrong here. where's the scene from hook when peter gets his groove back?!

    "Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!"

    Posted by: kg at December 24, 2010 6:24 PM

    This just made my night.


    -Betty White: If i had a dick this is where I'd tell you to wuck it :P=WIN!

    Posted by: Lexi at December 29, 2010 1:50 AM

    ok, snatch was in this, but where was the "Sit down and shut up you big bald fuck!"

    Posted by: Alex at January 4, 2011 2:04 PM

    WHAT ABOUT MAGNOLIA?

    Posted by: jfm at January 6, 2011 8:30 PM

    Oh that was classic! I loved it...thanks for the up

    Posted by: Chris at January 8, 2011 2:15 PM

    Ferris Bueller - "Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"

    Posted by: Kelsie at January 19, 2011 8:20 PM

    American Psycho. "You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."

    Posted by: TheOneAsian at January 19, 2011 8:39 PM

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    Not all that shit...

    Posted by: YTHT at January 25, 2011 8:34 AM

    Some great, some not so much, but my favorite is when little Drew Barrymore calls her brother "pecker breath" in Close Encounters. The delivery was perfect, and you just don't expect that to come out of the mouth of that cute little girl.

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    Posted by: download jersey shore season 1 episode 5 at February 3, 2011 7:19 AM

    nice, loved it. Here's another, from G.I Jane when she shouts:

    "Master Chief, suck my DICK!"

    Posted by: tony at February 4, 2011 7:09 PM

    i don't know how i missed this. i'm an asshole. it's brilliant.

    Posted by: stopthemadness formerly and currently known as Angry Black Lady at February 11, 2011 9:04 PM

    you forgot the foodfight from Hook :D

    Posted by: whatthe- at March 1, 2011 11:26 PM

    Full metal jacket had a bunch but when he found the jelly doughnut and asked Pyle why they couldn't have jelly doughnuts,Pyles response: Because I'm too heavy sir
    Sargeant:No because you are a disgusting fatbody

    Posted by: Useless Twocents at March 2, 2011 2:23 PM

    This was so fucking beautiful.

    Posted by: Ellemar at March 2, 2011 6:07 PM

    I don't know why, but I always thought Jay Mohr telling Tom Cruise "This is an important moment for you, I'm gonna let you have it" in Jerry Maguire was superb.

    That may not be the exact quote, but I've actually said that to people before and every one of them has been truly shocked.

    Posted by: jcu at March 4, 2011 2:59 PM

    Unless you restrict your reading habits to a really small segment of the blogging population, or you are a blogging machine like Robert Scoble, a feed reader is only going to give you a small window of what is happening in the blogosphere.

    Posted by: masturbator at March 7, 2011 11:29 AM

    "Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!"
    -Rocco , Boondocks Saints

    I cant believe this wasnt in there, it is even better than the one you had from that movie (which is still good but not even close).

    or even
    "They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so the fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it. "
    - also Rocco , Boondocks Saints

    Posted by: Bebe at March 8, 2011 8:27 PM

    The sad part is I've seen most of these films...

    Posted by: xsquirrelstewx at March 17, 2011 7:01 PM