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Great job hh1edits. Again.

@schrome

Add The Happening to that list.

That movie was full of poorly written and poorly delivered lines.

That John Barrowman quote was fucking awesome.

Thanks for this

And it all ends with the original "bromance". Just typing "bromance" made me a little queezy.

"This shit just got real" makes me think of Hot Fuzz, which makes me happy. Thanks for this hh1edits. It is extremely stormy and rainy where I am at today, in addition to being the first day back to work after a four day weekend. So I needed this.

Aw, my heart just broke when I watched Hanks' little volleyball buddy float away.

I can't understand anything Arnold says. Not. One. Word.

"He's got space dementia!" has come close to replacing my favorite phrase, "The hammer is my penis," if only because the actor delivers it without a trace of a smile.

"This shit just got real" is still hands-down the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard, especially when accompanied by sweeping camera moves, slow-mo, and dead serious expressions.

And holy hell, that's some awful acting in the Happening. Might be worth watching just for the laughs.

Enough cheese there for a fondue!

"He tampered in God's domain."

craptastic genius. love it.

Do we not remember I can't deal with cringe-worthy stuff?

I made it to 52 seconds...can't...keep...going...

Needs Charlton Heston.

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So hilarious!

It would have been complete if it had included the horribly awkward cheesy line:

"Ah nevah loved him the way Ah love you"

from that horrific Jodie Foster post-Civil War movie. I used to squirm in discomfort just wathcing the trailer

Not that I keep hives or anything, but what gets me about the Nicholas Cage bee-helmet-scream scene is that him thrashing and screaming is making it worse. Most bees don't sting unless provoked. Obviously at that point he couldn't get away, but if he was around bees in general he could have walked slowly away and not screamed and they would have flown off of his skin. It's happened to me before (not being ritually sacrificed, just getting bees on me.)

I made it through!

Seriously, what the fuck was going on with that Wicker Man remake? It's just terrible. As is The Happening. Were they told not to act?

I think it needs a bit of Dead Poets Society 'O Captain my Captain'. Let's all stand on tables and cry.

And god Andie McDowell in that hateful raining scene. Ugh.

"Eywha has HEARD you."

I couldn't help thinking 'couldn't she have heard you ten minutes earlier, you know, before everyone died?'

Can't hear it all bc I'm at work, but I definitely agree with Brad Pitt's oh-so-anguished "You sack of wine!" from Troy.

Classic.

Nice job, HH1Edits. SO cringe-inducing.

Especially the Mortal Kombat: Annihilation clip. Oh man. I was 9 when that came out, and I dragged my parents and my older sister to see that in theatres. I loved it then, but oh man. The things my family have done for me. I owe them a lifetime of servitude for that.

Or they know their audience isn't really paying attention to the scene at hand, but waiting for the ass kicking/sex/declaration of love.

Not bad. I liked a few of em, but what the hell, sometimes cheesy is just what the doctor ordered.
HOWEVER
He missed my all-time favorite cheesy line: Steven Seagal in Hard to Kill
(Senator Trent promises no new taxes)
"I'll take you to the bank, Senator Trent.
To the blood bank."

Some of these quotes worked within the movies, like Titanic and Jerry Maguire. Most of them were pure crap from the get-go. And if Arnold hadn't quit making movies this would be a 150 cheesiest quotes clip.

Stilton.
My comp crashed twice whilst I was watching that maybe the stench of fromage damaged my hard drive.

I object the True Lies quote. That movie is pure cheesy fun all the way. And it's ment to be.

Oh "cheese & crackers" "shit just got real" up in here. "You can be my wingman" anytime hh1edits

How'd it get burned, how'd it burned, how'd it get buuuuuuurrrrrnnnnneedd!!!"

Favorite line ever, only just barely beating out "Not the beeees grgagrgrgag"

"NOT THE BEES!!!"

I think I peed my pants a little bit.

The fish and bird quote from Ever After is actually Shakespeare. Not saying it isn't cheesy, but...Shakespeare.

And hee. So much of the cheesyness is enhanced by the music.

It's all STIRRING STRINGS and TRIUMPHANT TRUMPETS with some of these. CHEESETASTIC.

I love this so much. You could've made this whole
thing out of quotes from Batman and Robin and everything Arnold has said and I would've died from joy, though. AWESOME.

IT'S NOT A TOOMAH. IT'S AN ABADAH.

I'm still willing to believe that Shyamalan designed The Happening to be a B-movie and people judged it like he claimed it was his best film since The Sixth Sense. Then I'm allowed to say it's one of the worst B-movie's I've seen in a very long time and takes itself far too seriously to succeed.

I think there's been a mistake. "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum" is supposed to go on the 100 Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time video.

Absolutely amazing. Although, I was hoping for a little bit of fat hobbit.

"Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!"

Nevermind...

I found out exactly how big it is.

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/05/dolph_lundgrens_penis_this_is.php

-s-

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum" is supposed to go on the 100 Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time video.

Seconded with a vengeance. That's one of my all-time favorite quotes, ever.

@Robert (and in general): I'm glad I read your whole comment because at first I was like "WhaaWHAT?" but then I got to the end. Look. I don't go out of my way to bash M. Night. (Not gonna spell his last name, sorry.) I liked The Sixth Sense. A lot. I'm not one of those people who tries to "guess" what the twist of a movie is, nor did I know ahead of time. And I enjoyed being surprised. I liked Unbreakable. I didn't mind Signs, even with Mel Gibson, and a pretty dumb resolution. And I really liked The Village, for fuck's sake. Yeah, I said it!! (Didn't see Lady in the Water.)

But The Happening. Oh, The Happening. That movie sucked SO HARD... I don't even know what a good metaphor for world-class suckage is (maybe the chrome off a trailer hitch?), but that movie sucked it. Zooey Deschanel is NOT a *terrible* actress. John Leguizamo has done some great stuff. Even Marky Mark is generally serviceable. And yet, somehow, they managed to lay down some of the woodenest actressin' this side of a lumber yard. And the plot/twist? I mean, I don't mind a thinly veiled or even a stark-naked environmental message, but that shit... was just dumb. Worse than dumb - it was boring.

I do not have high standards. If a movie teases me with the premise of "something mysterious is happening and people are dying in strange ways," I WILL play along. That's just my nature. But the disappointment, not to mention the utter boringness of The Happening, nearly did me in.

Whew. Consider my spleen vented.

That's one of my favorite lines from a movie - cheesy or not, B-Unit. I love the lip tremble.

Such wonderful crap, so badly uttered.

"The beeeeezzzz", hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!

The inclusion of Congo made it all worthwhile.

Would've been nice to see the following exchange from Psycho, though:

"Did he kill my sister?" "Yes... and no."

The shrink sounds like SUCH a dick when he says this.

Excellent work HH. I'm just happy my hero made the header picture.

MM, I consider myself a Shyamalan fan. I'm not big on The Sixth Sense other than the performances (oh Toni Collette, how often people forget what she pulled off in that film), but I love Unbreakable and The Village. Signs did not appeal to me and The Lady in the Water had a nice aesthetic but a very flimsy screenplay. But The Happening? I've seen it twice - opening day in theaters, first day rental at Blockbuster - and was really hoping I'd like it more. I didn't. I get what he did but I don't think he pulled it off. Deschanel convinced me that I'm only a fan of her as a singer and Marky Mark didn't exactly do himself any favors. Leguizamo is one of two actors (Betty Buckley the other) in the cast to embrace the camp to full effect but everyone else seemed clueless. Shame, too. I was willing to buy religious allegory by way of killer plant spores with a nice spread of environmental activism and cheese.

Pretty great. Thanks for putting this together. Even the ones that I stubbornly refuse to acknowledge as "cheesy" are still pretty great in this context.

my brother used to go around the house yelling out the sesame cake line all the time. I LOVE THAT MOVIE.

now he goes around shouting cheesy lines from LOTR, such as "ISIIIIIIILLLLLLDUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR" and just about everything Gimli says.

He's kind of weird.

Where the hell is the puppy chow line from Showgirls!?! This list is incomplete.

Ah-nold, Stallone, Heston, Van Damme, and Stegal could all have their own videos.

"You have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man." Um...what movie was this from? The homoerotic overtones are surprising, and in a weird, embarrassing way, kinda hot.

Also, great compilation. "You're fired" and that other one with Arnold as Mr. Freeze have been permanently stuck in my mind since I was little.

"Ok cocksucker... fuck with me? and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk..."

hahhahahahah i am going to incorperate this in to my daily usage.

Annie,
yep, he made it up. Thanks be to John Barrowman, cheesemeister extraordinaire!
What cracks me up even more is the safe-for-minors dubbed version:
'.....go home and watch 'I Love Lucy'.
Awesome.

This is a great compilation. Some of the clips weren't so much cheesy at the time, but have become cliche after years of overuse by everyone on the planet.

Go on a golf outing and tell everyone at the outset that they have to play 18 holes-screw that, 9 holes-without making a single reference to Caddyshack or Happy Gilmore. When someone's hand goes up, you'll have to say "Yes, Tin Cup too."

Some smartass will still squeak out "...uh, Mrs. Esterhouse..." within the next 5 minutes and at that point all you have left is that you forced someone to quote Caddyshack 2.

I second MM's review of The Happening. What, did M. Night refuse to pay those actors or something? Also second figgy's line about how this could have been all from Batman and Robin. How odd to see how bad Arnold was in that and how good he was in Commando and Predator. Those 2 movies should get a free pass.

And HOW can you talk about how awful Andi McDowell looks in the rain without mentioning how awful Julia Roberts looks in Hugh Grant's book store. Never thought either woman was attractive, but Roberts in Notting Hill and Oceans 12 make me wonder how ANYONE ever thought she was attractive.

Any of the umpteen "I have a bad feeling about this" lines from the Star Wars movies could have been included too. (that's funny, apparently "umpteen" is a real word...)

This is on HuffPost today too. What's the deal? Are they stealing from here and not crediting Pajiba, or is the author submitting to multiple sites?

That would be Showdown in Little Tokyo

The same film that included the line: "Let's go eat sushi off naked chicks." and asked us to believe Brandon Lee didn't like raw fish. Please.

My god. My god. The humanity.

And to think, once ABADAH comes out... tis will be ARCHAIC.

So much MORE could have been used from the Lord of the Rings trilogy... nearly everything that little Rudy twerp said, for instance.

But I nitpick.

Ever feel that you would easily see yourself fitting into his / her life despite the age difference? http://AgelessOnly.com is a good place.

I have to add the awesome "Oh GREAT, now my face is on fire!" from the incredible Kristofferson/Henriksen crap-fest Knights.

...annnnnnd even after I called and emailed they give no credit to the original creators or posters of the video. Media sucks.

Is it wrong that I love every one of those lines?

I am so shallow.

If you're going to include Flash Gordon quotes I think you need a lot more Brian Blessed..."Gordon's Alive!"

Flash Gordon - Hawkman Edition

After twenty seven years of legal disputes, Brian Blessed's 'Hawkman' edition of the film, 'Flash Gordon' will now be released on DVD. Brian edited this version himself just after his six year stint in rehab for brie addiction.

Lots of Keanu, lots of Nic Cage, lots of Batman & Robin, LOTS of Arnie. As it should be.

ahahahahahhahahaa that "eat your pussy" line from Shark Attack 3?? I think - was one of the greatest things that ever happened to me. My boyfriend and I heard it years ago in our quest to watch every piece of shit b horror movie we could find, and we quote it daily.

There is NOTHING wrong with the Boromir line!

I'm pretty sure whoever wrote Halle Berry's line at 3:30 had space dementia. Worst "punchline" ever.

What, no Pulp Fiction?

Awww, that was a great line from "They live", that doesn't deserve to be there with all the Star Wars prequel quotes.

Some of these weren't that cheesy, but the inclusion of "you are tearing me apart!" from The Room makes them worth it.

"There was a firefight!" Willem Defoe in Boondock saints, so not cheesy!! it's one of hte best lines in that freaking movie.
Boromir's line not cheesy. However, Sam's "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you" IS cheesy.

"Always bet on black". Wesley Snipes. Passenger 57.

That was fun! The only thing I would add off the top of my head is Dolf saying to the bad guy (bad guy says I come in peace) And you'll leave in pieces.

very happy you started with American Beauty, and the inclusion of Arnold, Nic Cage in The Wicker Man, and Star Wars. eeeeeehee