On the heels of the success of his 100 Greatest Quotes from the Wire video (which has been viewed 338,000 times), as well asThe ‘Other’ 100 Greatest Quotes of All Time video, the illustrious hh1edits is back to continue the 100 Greatest Quotes series. This time, he’s going in a completely different direction, away from the “Greatest” quotes, and full-on face first into The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time. It is spectacular — ten beautiful minutes of one cringe right after another. When you’re done watching it, you’re going to look like someone who recently suffered from a stroke. Just ignore the twitch and bathe in the cheese.
Picking on Ahnuld and The Batman and Robin movie is too easy.
Posted by: schrome at January 19, 2010 2:57 PM
Great job hh1edits. Again.
Posted by: EricD at January 19, 2010 3:00 PM
This was amazingly awkward. loved it. thanks!
Posted by: higglypiggly at January 19, 2010 3:03 PM
@schrome
Add The Happening to that list.
That movie was full of poorly written and poorly delivered lines.
Posted by: Dave at January 19, 2010 3:07 PM
Yes. Every last one...yes.
Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at January 19, 2010 3:07 PM
That John Barrowman quote was fucking awesome.
Thanks for this
Posted by: sailboat at January 19, 2010 3:10 PM
OK, I can't believe you included Rowdy Roddy Piper's infamous line from "They Live" in here. That should be excluded just on account of B-movie goodness.
Mixed bag for me. Some of them were honest-to-goodness cheese. Others were just delivered by people who have no idea what actressin' is.
And too much Ah-nold.
Posted by: Fredo at January 19, 2010 3:15 PM
And it all ends with the original "bromance". Just typing "bromance" made me a little queezy.
"This shit just got real" makes me think of Hot Fuzz, which makes me happy. Thanks for this hh1edits. It is extremely stormy and rainy where I am at today, in addition to being the first day back to work after a four day weekend. So I needed this.
Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at January 19, 2010 3:16 PM
"It must be weird not having anybody come on ya."
Heard it too many times.
Posted by: Sad Rockstar at January 19, 2010 3:20 PM
Aw, my heart just broke when I watched Hanks' little volleyball buddy float away.
I can't understand anything Arnold says. Not. One. Word.
"He's got space dementia!" has come close to replacing my favorite phrase, "The hammer is my penis," if only because the actor delivers it without a trace of a smile.
"This shit just got real" is still hands-down the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard, especially when accompanied by sweeping camera moves, slow-mo, and dead serious expressions.
And holy hell, that's some awful acting in the Happening. Might be worth watching just for the laughs.
Posted by: DeadBessie at January 19, 2010 3:21 PM
DeadBessie, trust me, The Happening ain't worth watching even for the laughs. And I am an appreciator of bad cinema and things you watch just for the laughs.
Posted by: MM at January 19, 2010 3:23 PM
Enough cheese there for a fondue!
"He tampered in God's domain."
Posted by: The Wanderer at January 19, 2010 3:27 PM
Seconding MM - The Happening is too up its own arse even to be cheesily entertaining junk. But... if you enjoy slagging off M Night Shyamalan (and who doesn't?) then it's absolutely essential viewing. Utter garbage from start to finish and it doesn't even have the smokescreen of decent acting from which his other films benefited.
8:12 - "You've got the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man". As opposed to on a woman? Or a whelk maybe?
Genius video.
Posted by: Lenore at January 19, 2010 3:34 PM
craptastic genius. love it.
Posted by: Nic at January 19, 2010 3:35 PM
Holy shit, I just orgasmed all over myself.
Again.
Posted by: Bizarro Sofía at January 19, 2010 3:35 PM
Do we not remember I can't deal with cringe-worthy stuff?
I forgot how great that guy from Lethal Weapon was. DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!!
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 19, 2010 3:42 PM
It would have been complete if it had included the horribly awkward cheesy line:
"Ah nevah loved him the way Ah love you"
from that horrific Jodie Foster post-Civil War movie. I used to squirm in discomfort just wathcing the trailer
Posted by: PaddyDog at January 19, 2010 3:46 PM
that was hilarious!
i loved how much arnold was sprinkled throughout.
Posted by: gem at January 19, 2010 3:46 PM
Not that I keep hives or anything, but what gets me about the Nicholas Cage bee-helmet-scream scene is that him thrashing and screaming is making it worse. Most bees don't sting unless provoked. Obviously at that point he couldn't get away, but if he was around bees in general he could have walked slowly away and not screamed and they would have flown off of his skin. It's happened to me before (not being ritually sacrificed, just getting bees on me.)
Posted by: scorzi at January 19, 2010 3:48 PM
Nice work, hh. This is really taking one for the team.
Does anyone else break out in goosebumps whenever they hear cheesy dialogue? Sorry to re-ignite the Avatar debate, but it was like I was standing in a meat locker the whole time. "Eywha has HEARD you." "Hometree... is burning!"
Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at January 19, 2010 3:49 PM
I made it through!
Seriously, what the fuck was going on with that Wicker Man remake? It's just terrible. As is The Happening. Were they told not to act?
I think it needs a bit of Dead Poets Society 'O Captain my Captain'. Let's all stand on tables and cry.
And god Andie McDowell in that hateful raining scene. Ugh.
Really, you could do this entirely with quotes from Ah-nuld, Keanu Reeves and Nicholas Cage. And L.O.V.E. is right, Heston had some wonderfully terrible lines.
Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 19, 2010 3:53 PM
"Eywha has HEARD you."
I couldn't help thinking 'couldn't she have heard you ten minutes earlier, you know, before everyone died?'
"They're eating her . . . and then they're going to eat me!" But he doesn't seem too concerned.
About 90% of the lines in the Star Wars movies are lame and cheesy. I desperately wanted one of the Golden Globe winners to launch their award at Lucas' big smug head Sunday night. He was sitting right there!!! Somebody kick him in the goddamned face!!!
Posted by: Kballs at January 19, 2010 3:58 PM
Can't hear it all bc I'm at work, but I definitely agree with Brad Pitt's oh-so-anguished "You sack of wine!" from Troy.
Classic.
Posted by: Brie at January 19, 2010 3:58 PM
How was Nicholas Cage not in MORE of this?
Posted by: ZombieNurse at January 19, 2010 4:01 PM
Nice job, HH1Edits. SO cringe-inducing.
Especially the Mortal Kombat: Annihilation clip. Oh man. I was 9 when that came out, and I dragged my parents and my older sister to see that in theatres. I loved it then, but oh man. The things my family have done for me. I owe them a lifetime of servitude for that.
Posted by: vic at January 19, 2010 4:05 PM
I object to the inclusion of the "I'm just a cook" line from "Under Siege." That was in no way cheesy, given the overall tone of the movie, which is ridiculously entertaining, if you haven't seen it.
Gary Busey AND Tommy Lee Jones in full-on batshit-crazy mode, in command of a nuclear sub? With only the cook (but really an ex-Navy SEAL) to stop them? Classic.
Also: Get to the choppa!
It's amusing that most of the cheesy lines are delivered as an intro to:
- ass kicking
- sex scene
- declaration of love
Proving that the people (mostly men) who write these movies must be very incompetent at all of those things.
Posted by: Slash at January 19, 2010 4:11 PM
Or they know their audience isn't really paying attention to the scene at hand, but waiting for the ass kicking/sex/declaration of love.
Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at January 19, 2010 4:15 PM
HH1Edits, or as I like to think I can say, hh, is a killer talent and no mistake. I can't even begin to imagine the lead time it must take you to orchestrate these. You must get on the facebook and tell me of your times, please oh please!
Posted by: replica at January 19, 2010 4:15 PM
Not bad. I liked a few of em, but what the hell, sometimes cheesy is just what the doctor ordered.
HOWEVER
He missed my all-time favorite cheesy line: Steven Seagal in Hard to Kill
(Senator Trent promises no new taxes)
"I'll take you to the bank, Senator Trent.
To the blood bank."
Posted by: chayes at January 19, 2010 4:18 PM
Also, I've never seen The Wicker Man (is that the one with the bee scene)? I'm kind of afraid of stinging insects, but I think even I could have pulled it together better than that. Shaking your head and screaming inside a basket o' bees - that'll end well.
The movies that still get produced in Hollywood prove that those people have too much goddam money. Other than the employment they provide, you'd be better off just lighting a stack of money on fire. Has our govt. considered doing it like price supports in farming, and paying some of these dipshits not to make movies? I for one would be happy to see my tax dollars go for something like that.
Posted by: Slash at January 19, 2010 4:18 PM
Some of these quotes worked within the movies, like Titanic and Jerry Maguire. Most of them were pure crap from the get-go. And if Arnold hadn't quit making movies this would be a 150 cheesiest quotes clip.
Posted by: Irina at January 19, 2010 4:37 PM
When I was in elementary school we got gold stars in the teacher's rank book for good things (waiting quietly in line, helping another student in class) and red check marks for bad things (not handing in work, fighting on the playground.) If you got five gold stars you got candy off the teacher's desk, and five demerits meant you had to stay inside during recess or serve a detention (depending on the severity of the check marks.)
Maybe Hollywood can have a big rank book, and the good/passable movies get gold stars, and the horrible box office bombs get demerits. If you happen to be in five box office bombs (see: Nicholas Cage, John Travolta), instead of staying inside during recess, depending on the shittiness of the acting, you can get:
A. Kicked in the nuts/vag
B. A million dollars of your own money burned in front of your house like fall leaves
C. All your plastic surgeries undone or your perfect teeth uncapped
D. Awards taken away
Maybe then actors and actresses will be more choosy about their parts and more enthusiastically involved in their craft.
Posted by: scorzi at January 19, 2010 4:38 PM
Stilton.
My comp crashed twice whilst I was watching that maybe the stench of fromage damaged my hard drive.
Posted by: Nieve 'The Threadkiller Queen' at January 19, 2010 4:46 PM
Nothing from that Chun Li Movie? Nash out!
Posted by: commenter at January 19, 2010 4:50 PM
I object the True Lies quote. That movie is pure cheesy fun all the way. And it's ment to be.
Posted by: FabMax at January 19, 2010 4:56 PM
Perfection, hh1edits.
Posted by: Cindy at January 19, 2010 5:04 PM
Oh "cheese & crackers" "shit just got real" up in here. "You can be my wingman" anytime hh1edits
How'd it get burned, how'd it burned, how'd it get buuuuuuurrrrrnnnnneedd!!!"
Favorite line ever, only just barely beating out "Not the beeees grgagrgrgag"
Posted by: ashes at January 19, 2010 5:11 PM
This is near genius. Not perfect, though, but I'd give hh a solid pat on the back.
I was missing my personal fav by Richard Gere from Office and a Gentleman: I'VE GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!
Posted by: B-Unit at January 19, 2010 5:14 PM
"NOT THE BEES!!!"
I think I peed my pants a little bit.
Posted by: Squeeziee at January 19, 2010 5:47 PM
Great list, but a Connery bond quote?! What, are there no clips from the Roger Moore era on youtube or something?
Loved the inclusion of Plan Nine from Outer Space.
Posted by: Jacktrade at January 19, 2010 5:53 PM
The fish and bird quote from Ever After is actually Shakespeare. Not saying it isn't cheesy, but...Shakespeare.
And hee. So much of the cheesyness is enhanced by the music.
It's all STIRRING STRINGS and TRIUMPHANT TRUMPETS with some of these. CHEESETASTIC.
I love this so much. You could've made this whole
thing out of quotes from Batman and Robin and everything Arnold has said and I would've died from joy, though. AWESOME.
New personal goal: work the word "younglings" into as many conversations as humanly possible.
Will that be credit or debit?
Debit, youngling.
Posted by: sheshakes at January 19, 2010 6:10 PM
I'm still willing to believe that Shyamalan designed The Happening to be a B-movie and people judged it like he claimed it was his best film since The Sixth Sense. Then I'm allowed to say it's one of the worst B-movie's I've seen in a very long time and takes itself far too seriously to succeed.
Can we please thank John Barrowman for the pussy line? Because you know he just made that shit up on the spot.
Posted by: Annie at January 19, 2010 6:16 PM
I think there's been a mistake. "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum" is supposed to go on the 100 Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time video.
Posted by: Macafee at January 19, 2010 6:21 PM
Very nice. I appreciate the effort that went into this but can I suggest that hh enlists the help of some older Pajibans next time? This one was overly filled with a few hammy all-stars but very little depth. Nothing from Burt Reynolds for instance. The Toupe is probably crying that his cheesy line genius has been ignored. And you could have another entire edition from 50's sci-fi. Just saying that you've got something like 80 years of movies and 90% of this is from the last 30 years. These ALL TIME Pajiba lists just prove how much everyone around here thinks that the earth didn't rotate before about 1975. Let's just stick to the "of the last x years" in the titles of these things, huh. Now, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Posted by: ed newman at January 19, 2010 6:24 PM
Absolutely amazing. Although, I was hoping for a little bit of fat hobbit.
"Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!"
Posted by: fourtyjr at January 19, 2010 6:25 PM
Reasons I know I'm gay:
All I took from that clip was the curiosity as to just how big Dolph Lundgren's dick really is.
Posted by: The Pink Hulk at January 19, 2010 6:54 PM
Posted by: The Pink Hulk at January 19, 2010 7:03 PM
Even though the lines themselves weren't that cheesy, I think I laughed the most at Marky Mark's terrible acting in that scene from The Happening at 6:46...
Posted by: Jesse M. at January 19, 2010 7:07 PM
"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum" is supposed to go on the 100 Greatest Movie Quotes of All Time video.
Seconded with a vengeance. That's one of my all-time favorite quotes, ever.
@Robert (and in general): I'm glad I read your whole comment because at first I was like "WhaaWHAT?" but then I got to the end. Look. I don't go out of my way to bash M. Night. (Not gonna spell his last name, sorry.) I liked The Sixth Sense. A lot. I'm not one of those people who tries to "guess" what the twist of a movie is, nor did I know ahead of time. And I enjoyed being surprised. I liked Unbreakable. I didn't mind Signs, even with Mel Gibson, and a pretty dumb resolution. And I really liked The Village, for fuck's sake. Yeah, I said it!! (Didn't see Lady in the Water.)
But The Happening. Oh, The Happening. That movie sucked SO HARD... I don't even know what a good metaphor for world-class suckage is (maybe the chrome off a trailer hitch?), but that movie sucked it. Zooey Deschanel is NOT a *terrible* actress. John Leguizamo has done some great stuff. Even Marky Mark is generally serviceable. And yet, somehow, they managed to lay down some of the woodenest actressin' this side of a lumber yard. And the plot/twist? I mean, I don't mind a thinly veiled or even a stark-naked environmental message, but that shit... was just dumb. Worse than dumb - it was boring.
I do not have high standards. If a movie teases me with the premise of "something mysterious is happening and people are dying in strange ways," I WILL play along. That's just my nature. But the disappointment, not to mention the utter boringness of The Happening, nearly did me in.
Whew. Consider my spleen vented.
Posted by: MM at January 19, 2010 7:34 PM
A while back Pajiba posted a video that someone had compiled that had movie quotes from movies where a character said the title of the movie. I've been trying to find it again, anybody know what I'm talking about and where I can find it?
Posted by: Mark at January 19, 2010 7:35 PM
That's one of my favorite lines from a movie - cheesy or not, B-Unit. I love the lip tremble.
Posted by: Cindy at January 19, 2010 7:56 PM
I'd have to add the "I'll be monitoring your frequency" from Star Trek as well. Damn, that line is godawful...
Posted by: Nadha at January 19, 2010 8:07 PM
Such wonderful crap, so badly uttered.
"The beeeeezzzz", hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!
Posted by: frank (aka frank_247 aka the lone Scotsman) at January 19, 2010 8:19 PM
Quotes that had me dying laughing:
"They're her. And then they're going to eat me."
"I'm also just a girl,standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
"I've always loved you." "Ditto."
"It's like looking in a mirror only, not."
"Not the bees! Not the bees! Oh no my eyes!"
"Every single line from Batman and Robin"
Movies whose cheese was well deserved:
300
Lord of the Rings
The Matrix (the first one)
Braveheart
I guess it was too soon to make fun of Avatar? Cause you could easily add about 10 quotes from that movie into this mix.
Posted by: Littlejon2001 at January 19, 2010 8:24 PM
The inclusion of Congo made it all worthwhile.
Posted by: William Goss at January 19, 2010 8:25 PM
P.S. - Does anyone get the impression that The Happening HAD to be a joke? I mean seriously...none of those people could act THAT bad...M. Night script couldn't be THAT terrible, right? Right?
That being said...I want to watch The Happening again. It's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.
Posted by: Littlejon2001 at January 19, 2010 8:28 PM
Would've been nice to see the following exchange from Psycho, though:
"Did he kill my sister?" "Yes... and no."
The shrink sounds like SUCH a dick when he says this.
Posted by: William Goss at January 19, 2010 8:28 PM
I would have posted sooner, but I just stopped convulsing.
Posted by: Captain Tuttle at January 19, 2010 8:43 PM
Excellent work HH. I'm just happy my hero made the header picture.
Posted by: Sparkletits at January 19, 2010 9:05 PM
It's the passage of time, being taken out of context and the endless quoting which makes them so cheesy so I don't agree that just because they sound cheesy now, the movies they were in were bad or the lines were bad. And I don't agree either that there's something wrong with the scriptwriters for writing these. The fact that so many people remember them and quote them so often means that it's job very well done by the writers actually.
"Life is a box of chocolates" must be the cheesiest of them all. The video was entertaining. Thanks.
Posted by: barf at January 19, 2010 9:14 PM
MM, I consider myself a Shyamalan fan. I'm not big on The Sixth Sense other than the performances (oh Toni Collette, how often people forget what she pulled off in that film), but I love Unbreakable and The Village. Signs did not appeal to me and The Lady in the Water had a nice aesthetic but a very flimsy screenplay. But The Happening? I've seen it twice - opening day in theaters, first day rental at Blockbuster - and was really hoping I'd like it more. I didn't. I get what he did but I don't think he pulled it off. Deschanel convinced me that I'm only a fan of her as a singer and Marky Mark didn't exactly do himself any favors. Leguizamo is one of two actors (Betty Buckley the other) in the cast to embrace the camp to full effect but everyone else seemed clueless. Shame, too. I was willing to buy religious allegory by way of killer plant spores with a nice spread of environmental activism and cheese.
Thank god I plodded on ... for the first 50 seconds or so I thought to myself ... sadly: "Jesus, I've seen every one of these movies."
Agree with Fredo that you can't bash anything by John Carpenter (i.e., the kickin ass and chewin bubble gum line.) He is a demigod.
Posted by: Johnnyboy at January 19, 2010 10:08 PM
Pretty great. Thanks for putting this together. Even the ones that I stubbornly refuse to acknowledge as "cheesy" are still pretty great in this context.
Posted by: DarthCorleone at January 19, 2010 10:39 PM
stop eating my sesame cake.... STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!!
God help me, I love Delroy Lindo. :-D
Posted by: Kris at January 19, 2010 10:49 PM
my brother used to go around the house yelling out the sesame cake line all the time. I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
now he goes around shouting cheesy lines from LOTR, such as "ISIIIIIIILLLLLLDUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR" and just about everything Gimli says.
Who thought the word "younglings" was ever a good idea?
Bad idea. Bad.
Posted by: GigiThing at January 19, 2010 11:36 PM
Where the hell is the puppy chow line from Showgirls!?! This list is incomplete.
Ah-nold, Stallone, Heston, Van Damme, and Stegal could all have their own videos.
Posted by: Mebe at January 20, 2010 12:06 AM
SO much star wars so much batman. YOUNGLINGS! Not the younglings!
Posted by: E-Money at January 20, 2010 12:35 AM
"You have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man." Um...what movie was this from? The homoerotic overtones are surprising, and in a weird, embarrassing way, kinda hot.
Also, great compilation. "You're fired" and that other one with Arnold as Mr. Freeze have been permanently stuck in my mind since I was little.
Posted by: PreciousLilyWhite83 at January 20, 2010 2:25 AM
That was terrific but, I think I need a proper definition of 'cheese' first. A few of those lines were classics - or do they become cheesy if they're quoted too many times?
LOTR needs to be left out, everything works within the movie or the book unless you wear your cynical head, in which case nothing does. Sometimes you need to leave your 21st Century self at the door and just enjoy (fan alert!). Also is there a list of what everything was? Some of those lines are so great but I don't know where they come from.
Posted by: msanthropist at January 20, 2010 5:35 AM
"Ok cocksucker... fuck with me? and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk..."
hahhahahahah i am going to incorperate this in to my daily usage.
Posted by: marcusarilius at January 20, 2010 9:21 AM
Fantastic job once again.
Posted by: "luker" the barbarian at January 20, 2010 9:34 AM
Annie,
yep, he made it up. Thanks be to John Barrowman, cheesemeister extraordinaire!
What cracks me up even more is the safe-for-minors dubbed version:
'.....go home and watch 'I Love Lucy'.
Awesome.
Posted by: tarn at January 20, 2010 9:53 AM
You can't include "Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?"
That's seriously one of the best lines I've ever heard. And I use it on a regular basis.
Posted by: Annie_Reckson at January 20, 2010 11:15 AM
This is a great compilation. Some of the clips weren't so much cheesy at the time, but have become cliche after years of overuse by everyone on the planet.
Go on a golf outing and tell everyone at the outset that they have to play 18 holes-screw that, 9 holes-without making a single reference to Caddyshack or Happy Gilmore. When someone's hand goes up, you'll have to say "Yes, Tin Cup too."
Some smartass will still squeak out "...uh, Mrs. Esterhouse..." within the next 5 minutes and at that point all you have left is that you forced someone to quote Caddyshack 2.
Posted by: laredo at January 20, 2010 12:08 PM
Killing me won't bring back YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!!!
Posted by: Dingles at January 20, 2010 1:00 PM
I second MM's review of The Happening. What, did M. Night refuse to pay those actors or something? Also second figgy's line about how this could have been all from Batman and Robin. How odd to see how bad Arnold was in that and how good he was in Commando and Predator. Those 2 movies should get a free pass.
And HOW can you talk about how awful Andi McDowell looks in the rain without mentioning how awful Julia Roberts looks in Hugh Grant's book store. Never thought either woman was attractive, but Roberts in Notting Hill and Oceans 12 make me wonder how ANYONE ever thought she was attractive.
Any of the umpteen "I have a bad feeling about this" lines from the Star Wars movies could have been included too. (that's funny, apparently "umpteen" is a real word...)
Posted by: EJ at January 20, 2010 2:01 PM
Gahhhhh. So bad, so good.
Personally, the Star Wars ones absolutely killed me more than any others:
"Sand ... it gets everywhere"
"I truly ... deeply ... love you"
"You're breaking my heart!"
"Noooooooooooooooo"
Just ... wow. Indescribably awful. Good job for most of them though, love the ID4 speech.
Posted by: Mick J at January 20, 2010 2:44 PM
This is on HuffPost today too. What's the deal? Are they stealing from here and not crediting Pajiba, or is the author submitting to multiple sites?
Posted by: Riles at January 20, 2010 2:55 PM
"You have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man." Um...what movie was this from?
The same film that included the line: "Let's go eat sushi off naked chicks." and asked us to believe Brandon Lee didn't like raw fish. Please.
Posted by: Reba at January 20, 2010 4:55 PM
Okay, I've never watched Top Gun (because even as a teenager in the 80's, I could recognize Tom Cruise movies for the overly-macho bags of suck they were), but after that clip, you cannot convince me the movie didn't end with 20 minutes of sodomy.
I've also never seen Battlefield Earth. THAT was the "A-roll" footage they actually used in the movie?!
Posted by: Craig at January 20, 2010 6:09 PM
My god. My god. The humanity.
And to think, once ABADAH comes out... tis will be ARCHAIC.
So much MORE could have been used from the Lord of the Rings trilogy... nearly everything that little Rudy twerp said, for instance.
Oh man, missed the classic Fast the Furious lines courtesy of Vin Diesel!
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free."
The audience teetered at that one.
Need more Vin Diesel.
Posted by: Mister MJ at January 20, 2010 9:00 PM
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Posted by: Squirrelgripper at January 21, 2010 4:35 AM
I have to add the awesome "Oh GREAT, now my face is on fire!" from the incredible Kristofferson/Henriksen crap-fest Knights.
Posted by: Keith at January 21, 2010 8:04 AM
Preston and Steve on WMMR in Philly are featuring this video as a topic on their morning show RIGHT NOW.
Posted by: PissBoy at January 21, 2010 8:53 AM
...annnnnnd even after I called and emailed they give no credit to the original creators or posters of the video. Media sucks.
Posted by: PissBoy at January 21, 2010 9:11 AM
It's definitely a cheat to use multiple lines from the same movie. I suspect Showgirls could generate 100 lines all on its own.
The Barrowman line is even funnier when you consider that p*ssy is probably really near the bottom of the list of things he'd ever be interested in eating.
Posted by: appwitch at January 21, 2010 12:00 PM
Is it wrong that I love every one of those lines?
I am so shallow.
Posted by: BierceAmbrose at January 21, 2010 1:34 PM
Oh.Em.Gee! "Flash! I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!" My most favourite cheesy quote of all time!
Posted by: Oztraylienne at January 21, 2010 3:06 PM
If you're going to include Flash Gordon quotes I think you need a lot more Brian Blessed..."Gordon's Alive!"
After twenty seven years of legal disputes, Brian Blessed's 'Hawkman' edition of the film, 'Flash Gordon' will now be released on DVD. Brian edited this version himself just after his six year stint in rehab for brie addiction.
Posted by: Jesse M. at January 21, 2010 6:16 PM
Some of those quotes are more nonsensical than they are cheesey. I take issue against the words of Tolkien being characterized as "cheesey."
Posted by: Evan at January 22, 2010 7:27 AM
Lots of Keanu, lots of Nic Cage, lots of Batman & Robin, LOTS of Arnie. As it should be.
Posted by: badkittyuno at January 22, 2010 1:34 PM
Most of these are cheesy; some are just plain awesome.
Posted by: monkey_b at January 22, 2010 4:04 PM
ahahahahahhahahaa that "eat your pussy" line from Shark Attack 3?? I think - was one of the greatest things that ever happened to me. My boyfriend and I heard it years ago in our quest to watch every piece of shit b horror movie we could find, and we quote it daily.
I have not seen The Happening, but those two clips were hilarious...one brazen omission however is Wes Snipes from the first Blade, where he's heard to remark, "Some muthafuckas are always trying to ice skate uphill." What does that mean exactly?
Posted by: stryker1121 at January 23, 2010 3:45 AM
I'm pretty sure whoever wrote Halle Berry's line at 3:30 had space dementia. Worst "punchline" ever.
How about Nic Cage's "I could eat a peach...for hours," scene from Face Off?
Posted by: Megan at January 24, 2010 2:07 AM
What, no Pulp Fiction?
Posted by: Tensigh at January 31, 2010 10:52 PM
I think a distinction must be made between "cheesy" and bad. A line like, "Yeah, but I'm also really wired. What do you say I take you back to my place and eat your pussy?" is just stupid, nothing cheesy about it.
There were not nearly enough historical costume dramas. What about Cate Blanchette dropping a B-bomb?
Also, not enough moments where the hero screams at the sky.
Kudos for picking on American Beauty, though, that movie was painfully cheesy.
Posted by: frank at February 1, 2010 12:01 AM
Awww, that was a great line from "They live", that doesn't deserve to be there with all the Star Wars prequel quotes.
Posted by: Sagerian at March 30, 2010 5:55 PM
Also, so many Star Wars quotes but no "I wish I could just wish away my feelings" ??? Come on.
Posted by: Sagerian at March 30, 2010 6:20 PM
Some of these weren't that cheesy, but the inclusion of "you are tearing me apart!" from The Room makes them worth it.
Posted by: Ross at April 1, 2010 3:45 PM
Another gem from Revenge of the Sith: "If you are not with me, then you are my enemy!"
Posted by: Sam W at April 2, 2010 12:25 AM
"There was a firefight!" Willem Defoe in Boondock saints, so not cheesy!! it's one of hte best lines in that freaking movie.
Boromir's line not cheesy. However, Sam's "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you" IS cheesy.
Posted by: Jordan at May 18, 2010 11:14 AM
No Nick Cage in Bad Lieutenant? "Shoot him again, his soul's still dancing"
Posted by: vcr at July 1, 2010 11:14 AM
"Always bet on black". Wesley Snipes. Passenger 57.
Posted by: drmthtr at July 1, 2010 11:18 AM
What was that movie with Mark E mark and the creepy old lady?
Posted by: andy at July 2, 2010 10:48 AM
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Picking on Ahnuld and The Batman and Robin movie is too easy.