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DVD Releases | April 14, 2009 | Comments (22)


Just two major DVD releases this week, one worth seeing, one not (although, if you’re feeling adventurous, there’s also the straight-to-DVD The Pope’s Toilet).

The Reader: Ted liked, but didn’t love, the Oscar-nominated The Reader, writing: “Bernhard Schlink’s novel The Reader, an engaging meditation on the puzzling duality of human nature, makes a solid jump to the big screen in director Stephen Daldry’s film of the same name. In adapting Schlink’s book, Daldry (Billy Elliott) and screenwriter David Hare, who also worked with Daldry in adapting The Hours, successfully capture the complex, dark themes of the novel without engaging in rote exercise. While the film occasionally feels stiff and could have used a stronger editing hand to pare its two-hour length, Schlink’s brooding narrative never falters, and Daldry’s visual rendering strongly compliments Schlink’s conceptual foundation.

The Spirit: Ranylt takes a mallet to Frank Miller’s The Spirit, writing: “Miller’s adaptation of The Spirit flails onscreen, and its death throes can’t even be mined for entertainment value. At best, The Spirit may find half-life some day as a novelty movie — something along the lines of the Star Wars Holiday Special or Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD. It’s the kind of movie that might be a howl to watch in a drunken group setting but makes you want to claw your eyes out if you watch it alone. The novelty factor will be especially bright if Miller’s never given a solo film project again, which looks likely; it’ll be something for next-generation mega-fans to fondle ironically some day. As it stands, The Spirit is so underwhelming that it could put those of us who loved Sin City off the (upcoming?) sequels, the way a moldy crouton puts you off not just the entire salad but also the main course wending its way to your table. Miller’s handling of The Spirit is so pokey, in other words, that it threatens to tank the graphic panel stylization which until now looked as if it might become its own particular film genre.”


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Comments

That spirit review should be posted on the Urban Dictionary as the definition of:

"to tear you a new one"

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 14, 2009 2:06 PM

I miss Ranylt.

Posted by: Kolby at April 14, 2009 2:11 PM

Me too, Kolby. Me too.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at April 14, 2009 2:12 PM

Well, you know, fuck it, I enjoyed it. Like Ranylt and I see eye to eye anyway.

Posted by: Jay at April 14, 2009 2:16 PM

Kolby beat me to it. Just reading that bit cracked me up. I miss her reviews so much.

And I suddenly have a craving to go watch Billy Elliott again. No other movie can cheer me up like that one, or get me bawling like a 12 year old girl so quickly.

Posted by: figgy at April 14, 2009 2:17 PM

"Moldy Crouton" would be an awesome band name.

Posted by: figgy at April 14, 2009 2:24 PM

I, apparently, have missed something. Where did Ranylt go?

Posted by: Landon at April 14, 2009 2:31 PM

I was thinking the same thing, Landon--did we miss a retirement announcement?

Posted by: meaux at April 14, 2009 2:42 PM

It was such a terrible terrible film. And I saw it in the theater.
The only appeal was the fact that the whole place was empty and I didn't feel bad cracking jokes the whole time.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 14, 2009 2:43 PM

I think I missed that too. And she's not on Facebook anymore either. I think something happened.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at April 14, 2009 2:44 PM

What happened to Ranylt?

What the hell is going on around here?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 14, 2009 2:49 PM

Dustin said something a while ago about her taking a break from reviewing, or from the internet, or something like that.

What a shame. We want you back, Ranylt!

Posted by: figgy at April 14, 2009 3:00 PM

Indeed, real-life responsibilities have deprived us of Ranylt's reviews. For now. Hopefully.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at April 14, 2009 3:23 PM

Thanks, Figgy. Aww, that's too bad, I'll miss our favourite intellectual Canuck.

Jay, I'm afraid it's up to you to singlehandedly fulfill our brainy/hot librarian needs around here now. Up for the challenge?

Posted by: meaux at April 14, 2009 3:27 PM

Oh my, am I the AntiRanylt?

Noooo, of course I'm not that polarized, I don't take any of the reviewers' recommendations here.

But if you want me for such a presence, I'll take the compliment!

Posted by: Jay at April 14, 2009 3:44 PM

Say what you want about The Reader, I just so happened to love it. Being a fan of the book, I knew that if the movie were to be terrible, it would be those who read the source material that would be the most affected. Luckily it was a stunning, haunting and moving film that resonated very well.
The Spirit, I'll pass quite frankly.

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at April 14, 2009 5:43 PM

I just had dinner last week with a friend of mine who is also friends with Frank Miller. Imagine seeing that movie for the first time at a screening with Miller. Sounds like you could've heard a pin drop when it ended. He is finally facing the hard facts about the turd he dropped and actually using the word "flop". It was easily one of the more hilarious dinner conversations we've had in some time now. ALMOST makes me feel bad for harshing it so bad all this time, but not quite.

Posted by: Clarence Boddicker at April 14, 2009 5:52 PM

Someone in the National Capital Region (I know there's a few out there) see if you can find our precious Ranylt and do your damndest to bribe/threaten/extract from her a promise to return post-haste make sure she's ok, all right? We can't let one that well-spoken get away, never mind reality's interventions. I'll expect a positive report within the week.

Posted by: lordhelmet at April 14, 2009 6:23 PM

Thanks for the info, everyone. Yeah, Jay, you're the hot librarian not. When you take off your glasses, does everything go into soft focus around you? If so, you're gonna be aces at the job.

Posted by: Landon at April 14, 2009 8:30 PM

Oh yeah, it's like whenever they'd cut to a woman on Star Trek. Got that glow about me.

Posted by: Jay at April 14, 2009 9:48 PM

Say what you want about The Reader, I just so happened to love it.
Me to, Kamikaze Feminist. It turned out far better than I ever expected it to.

Posted by: Robert at April 14, 2009 9:59 PM

Aww my favorite Canadian reviewer. Jay, I'll be whatever help I can representing the hot Canadians.

Woot! Stanley Cup playoffs start tonight!! Go Canucks!

Posted by: Wormer at April 15, 2009 5:00 PM