By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | February 24, 2014 |
By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | February 24, 2014 |
There are some celebrities who, the more you know about them as actual people, the more you like them. We see this in every interview with JLaw EVER. I always think I’ve reached my limit of adoration for Patrick Stewart, but then he goes and posts something hilarious on Twitter. Hell, even January Jones is cutting through her ice facade with her new Instagram account.
And then there are the others. The actors and musicians whose public personas you avoid like True Detective spoilers, lest they smear personality poop stains all over their work, leaving you unable to ever enjoy them again.
At the top of that list is Adam Baldwin, everyone’s dream bunkmate, who spends his spare time making horrible homophobic comments like this.
What's wrong, now, with a father marrying his son for love & to avoid tax penalties?
— Adam Baldwin (@AdamBaldwin) February 21, 2014
After that turd dropped, an online writer named Tim Peacock tried to get TNT involved, and thus began an all-day shit storm.
Hey @tntweknowdrama, is this the kind of "star" you hire now? Shameful.
http://t.co/hUlOj9bM52
@AdamBaldwin
— Tim Peacock (@timsimms) February 22, 2014
Baldwin, in turn, responded with shouts of “I know you are, but what am I?”
And then Nick Searcy showed up with some words of wisdom.
Just kidding. He went this route instead.
Hey, @timsimms, do you think @tntweknowdrama worries about what a lying tub of lard like you thinks about @AdamBaldwin ?
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 22, 2014
Searcy may play Raylan’s father-figure on Jusitifed, but in real life he’s apparently that kid that used to push you off the swings in elementary school.
"Are you going to finish that?" Says sweaty fat ass @timsimms as he leers at your dinner if you ever screw up & eat near him. @AdamBaldwin
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 23, 2014
This continued basically all day.
The only one hot and bothered is you, fat ass. I'm not tweeting employers trying to get you fired. @timsimms @tntweknowdrama @AdamBaldwin
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 23, 2014
And I am not hurting for work, you little scumbag, am I? @timsimms @tntweknowdrama @AdamBaldwin
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 23, 2014
And when someone has the audacity to not know who Searcy is,
Actually the LA Times does. I can't be responsible for how fucking ignorant you are. @sydney4878 http://t.co/c8oErFv3zq
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 23, 2014
Which leads to this:
Ooh, I don't know, Tubby Tim. Why don't you tattle on me to them after you finish that bag of Doritos? @timsimms @sydney4878 @latimes
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 23, 2014
Eventually Peacock “disengaged,” which seems to mean he moved to tweeting ABOUT Searcy and Baldwin, instead of AT them. He did a write-up of the whole (very very long) exchange, which you can read here if you decide your brain needs to be punished for something.
Taking a look at Searcy’s Twitter page, it seems that this is nothing new for him. His whole feed is full of hate, rotating between a few rage outlets, namely:
1. Democrat Human Centipede
Segments in the Human Democrat Centipede HATE success. It makes them feel bad. @elliemae0404 @timsimms @AdamBaldwin
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 23, 2014
Congrats, @Jonathan_Winn, for being a humorless lardassed segment of the Human Democrat Centipede who is too dumb to watch @JustifiedFX !
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 24, 2014
2. I’m not racist because MY SON. You’re racist!
That's what the social workers wrote down on my file when I adopted out of foster care: "truly horrible person." @Delixe @SusanArendt
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 24, 2014
Call me a racist on my son Omar's birthday again, racist Democrats! @LibMuncher @mikeejoe @VoteMike2014 pic.twitter.com/h1cQbH5FDt
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 23, 2014
And 3. I’m rich and famous, you’re fat and nobody.
You have really hurt my feelings. I had better go swimming in my heated pool to feel better. You have one? @TotterdownAndy @DanMartin_cards
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 24, 2014
But I won't be, because I'm awesome, while you suck at life and kiss ass. “@sydney4878: you should be fired for being an asshole.”
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 23, 2014
I guess internet trolls come in all shapes and sizes, even famous ones. Now if you need me, I’ll be over on Kristen Bell’s Twitter for a palate cleanse of smiles and animal pics.