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The Way the Media Reports on Kristen Stewart and Her Girlfriend Is Hilarious

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | April 21, 2015 | Comments ()

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | April 21, 2015 |


Kristen Stewart has been dating a female woman, who is a lady, for several months. The internet doesn’t know what to do about that. The internet is all, “two woman ladies? What? For how?!” Because the internet is adorable.

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Just a couple of best buds!

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Gal pals!

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Touching chests in familiar ways! What a pair of platonic friends!

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Is “gal pal” actually the most current way to say it and I just don’t realize it? Perhaps I’m the one out of the loop.

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“Chatting? … Kissing? It’s hard to say exactly what is going on between Kristen Stewart and her super-close pal Alicia Cargile, but the two definitely seemed caught up in the moment!” I mean, they could literally be doing anything. Probably checking each other for freckles. Friend shit.

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Best friends being best friends doing best friend things.

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Yes. Probably. LIKE GAL PALZ DO.

This has been “the media has no idea how to talk about same-sex dating,” inspired by this tweet from comedian Lane Moore.



Courtney Enlow is a features writer. You can follow her on Twitter.


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