Kristen Stewart has been dating a female woman, who is a lady, for several months. The internet doesn’t know what to do about that. The internet is all, “two woman ladies? What? For how?!” Because the internet is adorable.
Just a couple of best buds!
Touching chests in familiar ways! What a pair of platonic friends!
Is “gal pal” actually the most current way to say it and I just don’t realize it? Perhaps I’m the one out of the loop.
“Chatting? … Kissing? It’s hard to say exactly what is going on between Kristen Stewart and her super-close pal Alicia Cargile, but the two definitely seemed caught up in the moment!” I mean, they could literally be doing anything. Probably checking each other for freckles. Friend shit.
Best friends being best friends doing best friend things.
Yes. Probably. LIKE GAL PALZ DO.
This has been “the media has no idea how to talk about same-sex dating,” inspired by this tweet from comedian Lane Moore.
"Kristen Stewart Palls Around With Her Gal Pal Like A Couple Of Gals Who Are Gal Pals, Also What Is A Lesbian?" pic.twitter.com/v7p5QVB7NF— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) April 20, 2015