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Assessing Jack Black: Don't Go Away Mad, Just Go Away

By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Career Assessments | Comments (45)



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Subject: Jack Black, 41-year old actor and musician

Date of Assessment: May 25, 2011

Positive Buzzwords: Frat pack, voice work

Negative Buzzwords: Limited range, annoying

The Case: Not too terribly long ago, Dustin predicted that, between Year One and Gulliver’s Travels, Jack Black’s career would almost certainly soon be over. One can only hope this is the case, for any actor who has appeared in such classics as Bongwater, Johnny Skidmarks, and some straight-to-video movie called Laser Fart shouldn’t have achieved the mainstream Hollywood success that Jack Black has somehow enjoyed until recently.

And yet…

About ten years ago, Jack Black had already been puttering around Hollywood for a good decade or so, but it was High Fidelity that really brought him mainstream attention. And although High Fidelity is a film beloved by many (and has spawned many mixtapes), it inadvertently kick started Black’s ascent into quasi-superstardom. Soon after, he was starring in Shallow Hal and The School of Rock, and somehow, he was suddenly a shirtless leading man in such reprehensible flicks as Nacho Libre. Fortunately, the curious charm has since worn off, for it must be stressed that all of his lead roles — Orange County The School of Rock Nacho Libre Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Year One Gulliver’s Travels — have grown progressively less adorable with time.

Again, it’s not as if Black was destined to be a leading man, and he’s actually attempted (with varying degrees of success) to diversify the resumé as a supporting player with stints in King Kong, Enemy of the State, Margot at the Wedding, and Tropic Thunder. Black’s also done the ensemble player/Frat Pack thing in movies like Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy and Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (as Paul McCartney); and he’s tried his hand at romantic comedies like The Holiday. However, I’m not quite sure what he was aiming for in Be Kind Rewind, and Beastie Boys fans really could have done without Black’s appearence in Fight for Your Right Revisited (as the future MCA alongside Will Ferrell’s future King Ad-Rock). Where he does redeem himself somewhat is through his voice work in Kung Fu Panda, Ice Age, and Shark Tale.

Admittedly, I’ve never been a fan of Jack Black. Although he was okay in a very limited capacity in High Fidelity, he’s certainly not leading man material. Further, while there have been a few particularly weak moments where I found him endearing (mostly as “Po” in Kung Fu Panda), I’ve never found him to be funny but merely concluded that his fat-man shtick bores the hell out of me. For fuck’s sake, I fell asleep during The School of Rock, which for many of his fans forms the prototypical Jack Black movie with a wacky combination of both humor and dubious musical chops. And even though I have been made to understand that Black’s rock duo, Tenacious D, was largely intended to be ironic, well, that’s no excuse for repeatedly sticking the same lame joke in our faces. Maybe one has to be stoned to appreciate that sort of thing.

Unfortunately, Jack Black is going nowhere fast since his IMDb profile boasts two handfuls of titles (including The Muppets) in either post-production or in various other stages of development, but I suspect that the double gut punches of Year One and Gulliver’s Travels have indeed soured audiences towards Black, and it’s merely a matter of time before studios make the connection between their diminishing box-office returns and his presence. Of course, Kung Fu Panda 2 will likely be a huge financial hit and greatly slow down the process of his eventual disappearance from Hollywood. Bloody hell.

Prognosis: As much as I hate to encourage any actor to stick with voice work, Jack Black really should do that for the time being. After all, Mike Myers, Antonio Banderas, and Eddie Murphy have all made out like bandits in just that way even though their live-action careers have taken sharp nosedives. Black is actually rather talented with his voice, and if he takes his face off the big screen for awhile, people might actually miss him at some point. Or maybe not.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at agentbedhead.com.









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Comments

I can forgive him for Kung Fu Panda. I do love that movie, in spite of the fact that he's in it and that Cee-Lo Green did the worst version of Kung Fu Fighting possible.

But he's utterly terrible in everything else (Tropic Thunder? Really?) and his "comedy" doesn't achieve the level of fart jokes.

He can keep doing animation if he wants.
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Posted by: Meander at May 25, 2011 2:06 PM

I liked him in High Fidelity, Be Kind Rewind (even though that movie disappointed the crap out of me), and Kung Fu Panda. Maybe also in Airborne, but I still have an unnatural appreciation for how evilly awesome that movie is. I wanted to MURDER him in that one episode of Community.

Posted by: Julie at May 25, 2011 2:13 PM

Am I the only one who liked Orange County? I didn't love it or anything, but I would watch it if I came across it on basic cable.

Posted by: elgarcon at May 25, 2011 2:22 PM

Finally! I've been hating Jack Black quietly by myself for years while he kept making incredibly shitty movies. Other than animated movies, and really, how hard is it to lend your voice to an animated character, he absolutely sucks as an actor.

He must have been born under a lucky star or he has some studio heads in some very very compromising pics. No other possible way to explain his success.

Posted by: grinningdog at May 25, 2011 2:22 PM

Jack should join Adam Sandler's logrollers and show 'em how low lowbrow can be.

Posted by: DenG at May 25, 2011 2:24 PM

His mouth on that Gulliver's Travels poster haunts my dreams.

Posted by: Lauren at May 25, 2011 2:25 PM

I'm no Jack Black fan either. However, he did redeem himself a bit when he was on Graham Norton and totally shut "The Beeb" down like the little bitch he is.

The best part was, Beiber didn't even know it! It was a beutiful thing.

Oh, and his best role? "Day of the Jackal". Joe Bob says - check it out.

Posted by: Uncle JR at May 25, 2011 2:28 PM

High Fidelity. That's it. He steals every scene he's in. I thought I could forgive him a lot because of that one role, but it turns out that I'm just exhausted by his face and his shouting and his stupid act. He needs to either go away completely or return to doing very minor appearances in small funny movies. And he should never, ever take off his shirt again.

Posted by: Figgy at May 25, 2011 2:37 PM

I can see why people don't like Jack Black. His shtick can get irritating. I don't really find him all that bad, but that's probably because I've only seen very few of his films.

I like "High Fidelity", and he does steal every scene he's in.

I watch "Enemy of The State" whenever it's on for some reason, but he's only a bit part in that.

I have a soft spot in my heart for "Kung Fu Panda", because my little nephew loves it.

I really liked "School of Rock". I thought it was cute and funny. I enjoy it quite a bit. That's the only Jack Black as leading man movie I've seen.

None of the other Jack Black vehicles have ever interested me.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at May 25, 2011 2:48 PM

I have a soft spot for Shallow Hal. There. I admitted it.

Generally speaking I HATE the Farrelly brothers and their obnoxious, gross but not funny "humor." Yet something about Shallow Hal works on a much different level and it may very well just be the absurdity of casting Jack Black and Jason Alexander as superficial douchebags. They somehow make Ms. Goop likable and I have to respect a movie for that. School of Rock is another guilty pleasure, and I can't quite pin point why.

But otherwise? Eh.

Posted by: AR at May 25, 2011 3:15 PM

He was great in Mars Attacks, Enemy of the State, Tropic Thunder, and Nacho Libre (and Heat Vision and Jack of course)...

Posted by: Adam C. at May 25, 2011 3:16 PM

I love School of Rock! I thought he was perfect for that role.

And Tenacious D/Pick of Destiny- I loved it! Just the right amount of obnoxiousness.

You can keep everything else.

Posted by: Amandahugandkiss at May 25, 2011 3:18 PM

I have loved Tenacious D for a long time, so my enjoyment of Jack Black runs deep. That having been said, I think he should stick to voice work and supporting roles. I love School of Rock, and The Holiday is a guilty pleasure which features him being decidedly more toned down (also, Jude Law as Mr. Napkinhead will win my heart EVERY TIME).

Posted by: KatSings at May 25, 2011 3:27 PM

Jables gets a lifetime pass from me for Tenacious D. I fit neatly into that pigeonhole. Aaaand, HF and SoR are both repeat rewatchers for me...the rest is pretty damn bad. Orange County is ok.

Posted by: Ian at May 25, 2011 3:39 PM

Laser Fart?

Are you serious?

Posted by: Jeni at May 25, 2011 3:40 PM

His mouth on that Gulliver's Travels poster haunts my dreams.

The Cthulhu doorway into our world.

Posted by: snapnhiss at May 25, 2011 3:57 PM

Julie: "I wanted to MURDER him in that one episode of Community."

YES...that fool made Community unwatchable for me. I shut it off 5 mins into it once I realized he would in the whole damn episode.

And count me as another fan of Orange County, although it's not Black's shtick that makes it a good film for me; it was the whole cast and the story itself.

Posted by: Jessie at May 25, 2011 3:57 PM

@AR, I agree. And I am fine with admitting that I Love Shallow Hal and Goopster was great in it and so was Black. My kids love School of Rock so that gets a vote as well.

I have Jack Black in my Rarely Blips My Radar pile...neither good nor bad. Just there.

But I own Shallow Hal.

Posted by: klingonfree at May 25, 2011 3:58 PM

I'm fairly certain laser fart is a Dan Harmon (producer of community) creation. But I have been wrong before, quite often actually.

Posted by: YY at May 25, 2011 4:04 PM

I look at it this way: at least he's not dragging Laura Kightlinger down anymore. Too bad that couldn't have happened before Will & Grace ended.

Posted by: Jerry at May 25, 2011 4:08 PM

@Jessie
I didn't like that episode until the end, when Jeff grabs Jack Black and throws him out of the study room. It's as if the writers finaly realized how annoying he was.

Posted by: Blake Shrapnel at May 25, 2011 4:20 PM

I like alot of movies I've seen him in - but I like him best in supporting roles.. He was the best part of King Kong (not saying much) loved him in Tropic of Thunder

Posted by: danielle at May 25, 2011 4:45 PM

He gets a pass from me just for Tenacious D. I won't see a movie just because he's in it, but I don't think he's the kiss of death either. In limited doses he's fine but as a movie lead (other than Be Kind Rewind) he can be annoying. He's pretty great in Kung Fu Panda though.

Posted by: TylerDFC at May 25, 2011 4:56 PM

I'll just continue to listen to my Tenacious D album on repeat and forget that anything happened since then.

Posted by: the_wakeful at May 25, 2011 5:06 PM

His greatest role is "gay guy" who "takes it personal and makes it personal with the velveteen touch of a dandy fop" in the Mr. Show sketch "Old Lady, Gay guy, Japanese man:The four voices within"

Posted by: Helder at May 25, 2011 5:10 PM

Best role? The roadie in the "Brutal Legend" videogame.

Posted by: Fredo at May 25, 2011 5:18 PM

Whatever, I'll always have a big place in my heart for Jack Black where he can scat nonsense guitar solos until the end of time.

Posted by: ChristianH at May 25, 2011 5:36 PM

I'm willing to give him a pass for Tropic Thunder, nobody would have made that lame-ass character funny.

Posted by: Craigilicious at May 25, 2011 5:38 PM

HOW was Jack Black the romantic lead for Kate Winslet in The Holiday? What in the fucking fuck?

Posted by: An Atlantan at May 25, 2011 5:48 PM

I can guarantee I wont miss him.

Posted by: logan at May 25, 2011 6:35 PM

Tacking over a bit: Keilbasa is a great, great song. Smokin up a big ass bowl of weed with me and KG.

Posted by: klingonfree at May 25, 2011 9:06 PM

Where he does redeem himself somewhat is through his voice work in Kung Fu Panda, Ice Age, and Shark Tale.

No creature on this world, nor any other worlds that may exist, shall ever be redeemed by working on Shark Tale.

Posted by: Devil Child at May 25, 2011 9:54 PM

I'll give Nacho Libre this, I find it amusing to see a movie that lives in a universe where professional wrestling is a real sport, thus making it 90% less likely to involve mannequin sex, and it was a significant improvement over Napoleon Dynamite.

Not saying much, because Napoleon Dynamite is easily one of the top five biggest pop culture atrocities of the decade.

Posted by: Anaconda Vice at May 25, 2011 9:59 PM

@AR I saw Shallow Hal as a seven-year-old girl. It was a formative experience, which probably explains a lot.

Posted by: thimble at May 26, 2011 12:22 AM

Say what you will about Jack Black, his roles in Tropic Thunder and Anchorman make him funny to me. Period.

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at May 26, 2011 1:00 AM

As a supporting character, Jack Black is great. His small roles on Mr. Show, Tropic Thunder, and Anchorman were very funny. Anytime he is the lead character though, I find myself annoyed with him well before the movie is over. Seems like a really nice guy, but just can't carry a movie.

Posted by: Douchebag McGee at May 26, 2011 6:00 AM

He was hilarious in Orange County.

There, I admit it.

Posted by: grace b at May 26, 2011 11:37 AM

No love for his tiny part in Bob Roberts?

Posted by: Shane at May 26, 2011 7:00 PM

Have you all forgotten him as a metal fabricator in 'The Jackal?' "Sprawl baby!" Bruce Willis killed the shit out of him (Spoilers!)

I love School of Rock, and I enjoy some Jack Black. Tenacious D are geniuses, although Pick of Destiny irritated the shit out of me because it was 80% of their TV show just re-filmed. I'm far from a completest- Nacho Libre is not something that ever appealed to me, neither was Gulliver. I do think he can be hilarious when well written. Unfortunately, Hollywood today seems to just let funnymen improve their entire scenes in movies (I'm staring right the fuck at you Will Ferrell, you hack).

But to dismiss Black from Hollywood entirely? No thank you! He can be brilliant. The Beelzeboss battle from Destiny, and the Kickapoo song, are brilliant. And Tribute, well, its not the greatest song in the world, but its still pretty fucking good. Is he for everybody? I suppose not, but there are far worse actors out there that can disappear.

Posted by: EJ at May 27, 2011 9:37 AM

the only time I've enjoyed seeing jack black was in
that scene in The Jackal where Bruce Willis tested that gun.

Posted by: dan1 at May 28, 2011 3:02 PM

Well, Im not going to apologize for enjoying his comedy--and I don't boast to enjoy ANY actors entire library. Everybody has their ups and downs...and if you don't enjoy Jack Black, then why on earth are you watching all his movies?? Certainly, you are commenting on them all because you have actually SEEN them, correct? You can't tell me that you were "tricked"into a theater, right? Now, Im not trying to change your mind about anything--if you dont like something, fine. But it feels like a lot of people on this board are not going to be happy unless we all jump on your bandwagon and agree with you and start hating on him as well.

Posted by: James at May 29, 2011 2:33 AM

Jack Black was good in Tropic Thunder and ....... yea thats about it. How this guy keeps getting work is beyond me. From Ric The Real Stooge www.dailystooge.com

Posted by: Ric Papaluca at May 30, 2011 12:18 AM

Scathing. Good shit!

Posted by: JQ at May 30, 2011 1:51 AM

It's the little changes that create the largest changes.

Posted by: 50th Birthday Party at June 7, 2011 6:28 PM

I had my car nicked about two weeks ago, I have sent the insurance company all the required docs and incident form. They found the car burnt out a day later. Police were informated as soon as I realised car was gone. How long will the insurance companiy take to pay out?

Posted by: Francisco Stacer at July 7, 2011 5:56 PM