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By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Career Assessments | Comments (33)



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Subject: Walter Bruce Willis, 54-year-old American actor

Date of Assessment: February 26, 2010

Positive Buzzwords: Sly, witty, world-weary

Negative Buzzwords: Rollercoaster, Bruno

The Case: Not too long ago, I took an exhaustive inventory of my DVD collection, and one of my unexpected findings was that, as far as actors are concerned, Bruce Willis appeared most often and a variety of genres. In retrospect, this shouldn’t be too terribly surprising, for — from action to drama to comedy — Bruce really can do it all. I suppose what threw me off a bit was that, despite total box office grosses (U.S. $3,083,895,515; Worldwide $6,551,191,938) that place him as the #11 All-Time Box Office Star, Bruce Willis doesn’t look or act like the typical movie star. He doesn’t have a million-watt smile or a full head of hair like Tom Cruise. He’s not chiseled like Arnold Schwarzenegger. He doesn’t have the snarl of Sylvester Stallone or the martial arts skills of Jackie Chan. Instead, Bruce Willis is the proud owner of a steadily receding hairline and “everyman hero” qualities that enable an audience to identify with his characters and root for them. Even better, Willis can do those one-liner action-hero roles (John McClane of the Die Hard franchise) as well as those that involve, well, actual acting (The Sixth Sense, 12 Monkeys, and Unbreakable). Also, quite impressively, Bruce easily managed to coast through (after a few speed bumps) the usually awkward transition from television to movies. While “Moonlighting” really put him on the map of global interest, it took Die Hard (1988) to establish him as a box-office force. As John McClaine, Willis bolstered the action-movie paradigm shift that Lethal Weapon started; it was a switch to flawed heroes with an attainable sort of machismo and charm, and Willis easily personified both qualities. And, as Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Mel Gibson, and Chuck Norris have all steadily lost their action swagger, only Bruce Willis remains a viable action star.

Yet, for all his longevity, Bruce Willis’ career has exhibited a lot of ebbing and flowing, both in quality and box-office draw, but, let’s be honest here and admit that box-office is really the only thing that Hollywood cares about. Otherwise, the nauseating Look Who’s Talking and its progeny wouldn’t be considered successes alongside the Die Hard franchise. After this streak of success, however, Bruce saw a series of critical and commercial misses and entered his first career slump, which lasted until Quentin Tarantino cast him in Pulp Fiction (1994). As boxer Butch Coolidge, Bruce portrayed the conflicted intensity of his character while also letting loose with an Uzi and a samurai sword. Afterwards, even though Bruce flipped his persona around in Fifth Element and gave a bloody amazing acting performance in 12 Monkeys, a second career slump soon followed. This next time, it took Michael fucking Bay to pull Bruce out of box-office hell with Armageddon, which earned Bruce a Razzie Award for Worst Actor that year but put him back on solid commercial footing. Fortunately, The Sixth Sense soon arrived and paired a great script with Bruce’s restrained performance as a renowned child psychologist looking for redemption but also achieved unanticipated box-office numbers. Since then, Bruce has been bopping along and alternating between big-budget moneymakers and smaller flicks that often fail to even register with audiences.

Now, my very favorite Bruce Willis characters are fairly recent ones, that is, the neo-noir types of Sin City, as a hard-boiled, old-school cop with a fading ticker and sense of decency even against unspeakable evil, and Lucky Number Slevin as the arbiter of justice between warring gang bosses and facilitator of revenge for the film’s underdog protagonist. Even when Bruce plays characters who are too old to formally “kick ass,” he still manages to provide heroes that we can believe in and could even resurrect John McClaine for one last frantic run in Live Free or Die Hard, which didn’t carry the same momentum as its predecessors (mainly the first and third installments) but provided an authentic version of the world-weary iconic action hero, who knows that his best days are past but still gives it everything he’s got. Out of the entire school of aforementioned action-heroes, Bruce is still the only one who can pull off dramatic roles as well as action, and, arguably, he’s much more of a Last Action Hero than Schwarzenegger could ever manage. Yippie-ki-yay, now let’s see some real acting again, Bruce Willis.

The Prognosis: Perfect Stranger? Surrogates? Cop Out? Die Hard 5? C’mon, Bruce… I know you still have some life left in you. It’s time to avoid a third career slump. And fast.









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Comments

I know I will get flamed for this, but I really like Hudson Hawk. A lot.

Posted by: EricD at February 26, 2010 12:12 PM

I too like Hudson Hawk, EricD... more than it probably deserves to be liked.

Also? Last Man Standing.

Posted by: TK at February 26, 2010 12:15 PM

Die Hard (1998)? Me thinks not

Posted by: Ari at February 26, 2010 12:21 PM

In enjoyed Hudson Hawk when it came out but if I had to see it now I would probably start throwing children at the TV. Last Man Standing was sweeet. I just wish that I could have The Jackal erased from my tiny little mind forever. As for old Cybill, wasn't her son arrested this week for being a pilfering little wanker on a plane?

Posted by: bob at February 26, 2010 12:27 PM

Hudson Hawk is the perfection of hilarious camp. I love that movie.

"Jumbo, ya hardly knew ya."

Posted by: Sean at February 26, 2010 12:29 PM

Cybill Shepherd has recently played James Roday's mom on Psych.

Posted by: JH at February 26, 2010 12:33 PM

He's pretty much playing with house money from now until the day he hangs it up and/or dies. He will never have to take a job just for the paycheck again, so the question becomes what does he do now? He doesn't seem too interested in directing.
Ideally, then, he takes on a couple of projects per year, playing Eastwood-esque old tough guys most of the time and, in between, some comedic stuff (totally underrated as a comedic actor). Or, you know, the same old stuff (Die Hard 5? ugh.)

Posted by: jason at February 26, 2010 12:45 PM

Hudson Hawk...damnit! Now I'm gonna have "would you like to swing on a star" running through my head for at least a week. The most irritating part is I only know about 3 lines from that song, and all of them are thanks to that movie. For some strange reason I'm compelled to watch it all the way to the end every time I stumble across it on tv.

Posted by: Terra Nova at February 26, 2010 12:48 PM

I realize it was mostly crap, but I still love The Last Boyscout, even if it is basically a fluff buddy cop movie.

"Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. "Oops, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn't my week".

Classic Bruce, right there.

Posted by: Xtreme at February 26, 2010 12:53 PM

The Last Boyscout is a favourite of mine, in the same way Top Gun is. Hints of noir mixed in with Damon Wayans' wisecracking and Willis' self-deprecating deadpan wit make for an odd balls-out action movie.

Posted by: Brenton at February 26, 2010 12:55 PM

"Last Man Standing" was ok, I guess; but did not really do it for me. After all, how many times do you make a movie [samurai, western (the best of the three), Chicago gangster], and expect it to deliver the same magic?

Posted by: KV at February 26, 2010 1:03 PM

Cybill Shepherd has recently played James Roday's mom on Psych.

Yeah, and she crapped all over it. Not at all what I had in mind to play Shawn's mother.

Posted by: Brie at February 26, 2010 1:13 PM

Ah, The Fifth Element. It matters not what time of day I find this gem, on what shitty channel, or what is going on at the time (dinner burning? Cat on fire? hands super-glued to ... ) I WILL stop and watch this movie. So many great lines, such insane actoring, so little clothes for Milla.

"I'm a ... meat popsicle."

Posted by: dammitjanet at February 26, 2010 1:52 PM

cybill shepherd?

ummm... yeah.. witches of eastwick. yawn.

Posted by: kikz at February 26, 2010 2:41 PM

I loved Live Free or Die Hard to death. All the more so because a couple weeks later I saw Transformers and was reminded what a shitty action movie looks like.

Posted by: ChristianH at February 26, 2010 4:02 PM

Fifth Element is on my list of top five favourite movies. Oh how I love that movie... it's so perfect in so many ways.

And I particularly liked Bruce's character in 16 Blocks. Thought he nailed that role..even with(or maybe because of) the fake gut and bad hair weave.

Posted by: Kelly at February 26, 2010 4:10 PM

The Whole Nine Yards, people! That movie is awesome.

Posted by: TWoP_Fan at February 26, 2010 4:21 PM

Last Man Standing is not good. Echoing KV, I'd much rather watch Yojimbo or A Fistful Of Dollars.

The Last Boy Scout, however, is screenwriting gold - at least from a dialogue perspective. Thank you, Shane Black!

Posted by: DarthCorleone at February 26, 2010 4:23 PM

Happy birthday Bruce Willis

Posted by: Steph at February 26, 2010 4:38 PM

Last Man Standing has some of the best classic (i.e. non-matrix) style gunplay in the last 20 years of moviemaking, not to mention Christoper Walken...

"I don't want to die in Texas. Chicago, maybe. But not Texas."

Posted by: Jacktrade at February 26, 2010 5:23 PM

"A fish is an animal that lives in the sea..."

That song is forever burned in my psyche.
But Hudson Hawk still sucks.

Posted by: Big Softie at February 26, 2010 5:27 PM

I would really love to see Bruce Willis play Macbeth. Seriously. I think he is one the most under-rated actors working and I think he would knock it out of the park.

Posted by: The Mutt at February 26, 2010 5:59 PM

Amongst my social circle we have a saying: "To pull a Willis".

The working definition is to completely re-invent yourself as someone with actual talent by taking a highly risky but highly calculated chance on a small but worthwhile project that may atone for you years of whoring it up for fat paychecks and unlimited scorn.

Example of useage: "Adam Sandler’s wish to be taken seriously as an actor and Robert De Niro’s wish to be taken seriously as a comedian are almost as bad as Rob Schneider’s wish to be taken seriously, period."
"yeah, but Schneider's never going to pull a Willis.....:

Posted by: TheUpsetter at February 26, 2010 6:40 PM

"12 Monkeys" is terrific, and Bruce in it, not to mention a psycho Brad Pitt.

Posted by: , at February 26, 2010 8:11 PM

Posted by: The Mutt at February 27, 2010 9:09 AM

Love Bruce Willis in anything and everything. He gives me the happies, no matter what kind of movie he's in. But especially when he's kicking some ass.

Posted by: Chickaboom at February 27, 2010 2:40 PM

I think he should do more things like 'Death Becomes Her'.

Posted by: bubblegumshoe at February 28, 2010 5:05 PM

One of my first crushes ever was on Bruce. At 8, Moonlighting was my favorite show. I was introduced to David Letterman because of Bruce Willis. He was on and it was summer so I was allowed to be up late, Bruce was the guest and Tom Wait's sang "Big Time." Thanks to Bruce I grew up watching Letterman, learning that both GE and conformity suck.

I loved Bruce then and I love him now. To the kid in me he'll always be David Addison, but i love most of his movies too, with the Fifth Element, Unbreakable, Pulp Fiction, and 12 Monkeys being my favorites.

Also, I sure picked a good one when it comes to time treating them well. Bald or not, Bruce Willis is still smoking hot.

Posted by: Mebe at February 28, 2010 7:12 PM

Seeking the successful singles and take care of you - perhaps financially? http://euageless.com/ celebrates age gap dating and romance.

Posted by: Jim at February 28, 2010 9:46 PM

Last Boy Scout. That's all that needs to be said. Timeless classic.

Posted by: David M at March 1, 2010 2:55 AM

I can't believe there is no mention of Death Becomes Her!!!

Posted by: Liz at March 2, 2010 1:49 AM

I am a major supporter of Bruce Willis I believed 16 blocks was going to be his ultimate film however he is still on board !

Posted by: Dog Training Guy at October 10, 2010 1:40 PM

back in my days we only tasted some best of the bees out there did it like that and nothing really happened

Posted by: lymph nodes at October 17, 2010 10:54 AM


















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