When I saw “McChicken” on the Twitter trending list, I assumed it was some manner of promotional thing. Perhaps a VMA tie-in. Or one of those videos of pink sludge went viral again. Or maybe someone found, like, a cat in their sandwich, I don’t know.
So I clicked. Because working on the internet for years has taught me goddamn nothing.
I am so thankful im a vegetarian after going through that McChicken trend— ️ (@lowkeyzap) August 28, 2016
This can’t be good.
McChicken is trending for all the wrong reasons. Those sandwiches are gifts from the heavens.— Nadeshot (@Nadeshot) August 28, 2016
Customer: I would like to order a McChicken— father goat (@SenzDream) August 28, 2016
Oh please god no.
But it can’t be, right?
*McDonalds logs onto Twitter*— Lacey Nycole (@LaceyNycole) August 28, 2016
"Oh hey, McChicken is trending!"
*clicks on video*
[5 seconds later] pic.twitter.com/XzljpbfPYb
Oh god. It’s exactly what we think, isn’t it.
McChicken is trending. here's why. pic.twitter.com/OaRoHaoVdJ— Sky Williams (@SkyWilliams) August 28, 2016
Yeah. A guy fucked a McChicken.
Fuckin’ internet, man.
The video has been taken down because it violates YouTube’s nudity/chicken fucking policy, but if you really try, I bet you can find it. You shouldn’t. But that’s your journey. Because someone’s greasy McDonalds kink just got awakened. And that’s fine. Live your life. Go forth, McChickisexuals.
The internet is dark and full of chickens. Sigh. Who’s hungry?