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Capitalism is So Fu**ing Lame and Boring

By Petr Knava | Social Media | May 11, 2020 |

By Petr Knava | Social Media | May 11, 2020 |


Companies care about you. Big business is a caring entity. Consumerism is a healthy expression of individuality. Capitalism is the greatest, most rational, most human system ever devised. Nothing about it is weird. No wonder it’s always existed and always will. Just like human life on this planet. Which capitalism allowed to flourish and blossom in its best possible form, in perfect harmony with nature and the one and only home we’ve ever known.


With no looming deadline to reform its ways.

Indefinitely. Yep.

Capitalism is so fu**ing boring and lame man, the banality of its bottomless evil just astonishing as it grinds our species and countless others into seventeen quintillion variations of different branded dust and flogs that dust off to witless slack-jawed eldritch cosmic consumers.

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