Twitter Users Ponder the Most Chronically Online Discourse Of the Year

For your Wednesday delectation, presented here without comment are so many reasons why I’m going to miss Twitter when that Apartheid moron finally drives it into the ground. Please enjoy and reminisce:

alright folks its time …. what was the most chronically online discourse you saw this year

mines gotta be "chopping tomatoes is elitist"

— rebecca jennings (@rebexxxxa) December 5, 2022

Chili Neighbours is gonna run away with this due to recency bias but let us never forget "taking care of my own children is unpaid emotional labor and creates an unhealthy relationship between us" pic.twitter.com/qUjBt8OjMK

— ℳatt (@matttomic) December 5, 2022

This guy yesterday got really mad about in-unit laundry pic.twitter.com/wyh6jrQIQR

— Ben Jay (@FakeBenJay) December 5, 2022

Ohhh this is a late entry but it's so good. https://t.co/jQCYee41hO

— Abaddon (@BacchusFan) December 5, 2022

the arc of "reading is ableist," "criticizing me for being a defense contractor is problematic," and "people who say i'm privileged because i own a home are lying bc i have a mortgage" all emanating from the same YA person. not convinced they're not a psy op tbh

— Amanda Mull (@amandamull) December 5, 2022

I think "cooking chili for your neighbors is basically genocide" is my favorite

— Start your own For-Profit Nunnery! for fun (@PartyChihuahua) December 5, 2022

Chili discourse. Every bad take on it was like a nuclear bad take. “Cooking food for your neighbors is violating consent”, “cooking for your neighbors is like incest”, “cooking for your neighbors is stalking”. It was all just next level bad takes

— lesbianbrachiosaurus (@withinashes19) December 5, 2022

“sidewalks are ableist” was a good one https://t.co/IsMAm8zcJH

— douglas chu 鞠一道 (@douglaschu_) December 5, 2022

this whole situation LOL pic.twitter.com/OTv4SmVH01

— 💫✨💫✨ (@reallyboringtbh) December 5, 2022

My personal favorite pic.twitter.com/AqR5C3IYkX

— Andy (@s_andy311) December 5, 2022

“asking people to put their phones down and not record the majority of a concert is ableist because some people dissociate” when mitski asked her fans to show basic courtesy

— dannica (@dannarebb) December 5, 2022

Toss up between the "Enjoying coffee with your husband is bad, actually" madness and this one: pic.twitter.com/BFo0vjcOLk

— Dr Felidae (@FelidaeOAlba) December 5, 2022

Everything that came from the “Anne Frank had white privilege” crowd was pretty good

— 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 🦂🌻 (@punishedmother) December 6, 2022

"the attempts to milkshake duck Jorts" being a perfectly comprehensible sentence is the most 2022 thing ever

— Shoeless Dick (@ShoelessDick) December 5, 2022

https://t.co/FicV4YgA4d

— Hotleg lefty (@cocainepenis69) December 5, 2022

Very surprised I haven’t seen “Home cooking is problematic” in the replies yet https://t.co/k8CVaxTVf2

— Nick Starr (@NickStarrMusic) December 5, 2022

I made a post about supporting tv you love instead of hate watching given that it affects what networks choose to support etc and folks said I was classist and gatekeeping television.

Also people said “I love reality tv why can’t I watch it.” You can?? I said watch what u love?

— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) December 5, 2022

The chili thing, mainly because it happened while everyone was thinking about leaving twitter. We can't leave, there's a chili thing

— Jason Kirk (@thejasonkirk) December 5, 2022

Just discovered this one the other day pic.twitter.com/U7xJ1MCpw9

— Baja Blastoise (@RunDaltonRun) December 5, 2022

the person who said frosted mini wheats was one of the only foods they could eat and therefore it was ableist to criticize them for crossing the picket line when kellogg’s workers were striking

— clown axis (@satournienne) December 5, 2022

"Baristas aren't proletarian" and basically any other evangelizing of hard manual labor.

— haymarket layabout (@CRend1) December 5, 2022

what was the one that was like, playing fetch with your dog is a form of abuse? that was an all-timer

— dull as the heart of an unbaked brioche (@merrilymaralie) December 5, 2022

Was "safe words perpetuate r*pe culture" this year? That one was bad.

— Dancing on Jelly (@dancingonjelly) December 5, 2022

It's even better when paired with a 'cooking at home is bourgeois'

— Dan: grillpilled mode (@gr8galactic) December 5, 2022

Literally just arrived in my mentions 30 minutes ago:

"Opposition to AI-generated art is ableist"

— FLÆŽX Werewolf (@vexwerewolf) December 5, 2022

Too few people have mentioned the problematic authors spreadsheet

— Ej Dickson JUST HAD A BABY ON LEAVE (@ejdickson) December 5, 2022

The lady who was annoyed with herself for forgetting to throw all her kid's Halloween candy in the trash before her kid woke up.

— Nobe (@nobedevil) December 5, 2022

When we all learned that Swedish folks do not feed their guests.

— Jen Thee Exhausted (@509RhymeAnimal) December 5, 2022

Haven't seen the "JCO wasn't hot enough to write about Marilyn Monroe" one yet, so adding that

— Evan McMurry (@evanmcmurry) December 6, 2022

Oh & that therapist who said it wasn’t ok for clients to trauma dump

— third generation cat lady (@trauma_kitty) December 5, 2022

"My son confiding in me reinforces the femme labor paradigm".

— We Bought A Zuul (@CrypticPinecone) December 5, 2022

allllllllll of the "just breastfeed" reply guys during the formula shortage

— Maria West | DTC Mom (@mariabestwest) December 5, 2022