Twitter Roasts Kid Rock's New Song

If you haven’t heard Kid Rock’s new song, then I’m sorry, but you’re going to now. Here, courtesy of This Dude, is something we can all chew on apparently:

So glad the Bull God is back. All you young millennials (a generation who by now are age 30 and above) can chew on this! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻pic.twitter.com/d7aPeEv6bI

— Sam Roberts (@notsam) November 21, 2021

If you’re struggling to process your chewing, don’t worry, Twitter has you covered:

I’ve chewed on this, and it tastes like KFC that’s been left in a hot car with the windows rolled up for three weeks. https://t.co/3tRVyNoffG

— Steven Hyden (@Steven_Hyden) November 21, 2021

Thank you for clarifying what age millennials are

— Arianne Deficit Destroyer (@kawaii_fieri) November 21, 2021

I wish I could forget how to hear and process sounds

— Paranoid Negroid (@homunculusdick) November 21, 2021

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— Edgar (@mcdaddyissues91) November 21, 2021

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— Matt Dannevik (@MattDannevik) November 21, 2021

Yeah, I know how I like to rage against authority: meekly and just outside of where I could get in trouble for it. pic.twitter.com/5B0pZLq4Mi

— Spaceship Gary (@RoutineIdiot) November 21, 2021

This is so hilariously bad I was sure it was Lonely Island for a sec. Still not totally convinced it isn't 🤔

— Rusted Chaos Goblin (he/him) (@ewsorg) November 21, 2021

This was too funny to be an SNL skit

— 👻gabba ghoul👻 (@duhkneeluh) November 21, 2021

Oh shit this is so cool he uses TWO middle fingers! pic.twitter.com/mZPRhQUAV1

— shiver me Timbers (@PostinMonkey) November 21, 2021

It is so weird to be in my 30s with a job, a wife, kids, a mortgage, back pain, opinions about grilling, and a brain full of dad jokes, and still be part of this "kids today" narrative lol

— David Szymanski (@DUSKdev) November 21, 2021

Rich kids like him never had to worry about anyone telling them how to live in the first place. pic.twitter.com/vDlANHXjAE

— Aram Kugiungian (@orbis_quintus) November 22, 2021

oh yeah sam i bet this dude goes pretty hard, lmfao you nerd pic.twitter.com/MX44EF9DCr

— g sus (@punishedgsus) November 21, 2021

“Ain’t nobody gonna tell me how to live”

Except a bunch of dudes who wore powdered wigs and stockings lol pic.twitter.com/r8fFjHGwuN

— Tyler (@t_berbs) November 21, 2021

It's weird to see a song devoted to getting Fox News grandads to think they're cool.

— leave no one behind (@shewz) November 21, 2021

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— Glasnost half full 🚩 (@LostInBerkeley) November 21, 2021

This is a song for people with a fake neck brace in their closet for when they lose the fight they start at the bar.

— Wisdom of Athene (@AthenePromachos) November 21, 2021

I was halfway through typing a joke about there being a worse version of Kid Rock, and then I realized this actually IS Kid Rock.

— Aden Nak (@AdenNak1) November 21, 2021

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— Ashe Ê• •á´¥•Ê” (@bungeebingleton) November 21, 2021

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— Joe Kassabian (@jkass99) November 21, 2021

it's weird to see someone his age so fixated on being the coolest kid you know in high school

— Hearts™ (@HeartsTM) November 21, 2021

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— Salt (@saltofthebirth) November 21, 2021

My favorite Kid Rock fact is that he grew up a spoiled brat and used to love riding ponies through his mom's orchard.

— Donkey Hotep (@mynameiskass) November 21, 2021

Which one of his family's car dealerships did he film this at?

— Turkey Run Flight Attendant (@ThatOtherDude12) November 21, 2021