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Twitter Reacts to the Wedding of Stephen Miller and Katie Waldman

By Dustin Rowles | Social Media | February 17, 2020 |

By Dustin Rowles | Social Media | February 17, 2020 |


Yesterday, Satan himself briefly re-hinged his jaw for the afternoon so that he could marry Katie Waldman, who now officially becomes Satan’s concubine. Stephen Miller, of course, works for the White House and is in charge of the racism, while Katie Waldman is the press secretary for Mike Pence, although she is obviously not allowed to be alone in the same room with him, lest Pence’s penis catch on fire.

The happy couple, who will be honeymooning in purgatory, got married at Trump International Hotel in D.C., because they are both evil and shameless. Trump returned from the Daytona 500 in time to give a speech at the wedding, after which the bride flung the Klansmen robe over her head to all the single ladies.

I obviously do not care about this wedding, but it did allow me to kill 5 minutes laughing at the reactions on Twitter. Join me.

Oh, wait. That one is not funny. That is Reince Priebus, the former Chief of Staff. Remember him? Ha! Neither does Trump.

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.

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