Yesterday, Satan himself briefly re-hinged his jaw for the afternoon so that he could marry Katie Waldman, who now officially becomes Satan’s concubine. Stephen Miller, of course, works for the White House and is in charge of the racism, while Katie Waldman is the press secretary for Mike Pence, although she is obviously not allowed to be alone in the same room with him, lest Pence’s penis catch on fire.
The happy couple, who will be honeymooning in purgatory, got married at Trump International Hotel in D.C., because they are both evil and shameless. Trump returned from the Daytona 500 in time to give a speech at the wedding, after which the bride flung the Klansmen robe over her head to all the single ladies.
I obviously do not care about this wedding, but it did allow me to kill 5 minutes laughing at the reactions on Twitter. Join me.
Spectacular and very special wedding tonight with new bride and groom Stephen and Katie Miller! So much fun and still going with @realDonaldTrump having fun and the band is going strong! pic.twitter.com/1LreZhe2pd— Reince Priebus (@Reince) February 17, 2020
Oh, wait. That one is not funny. That is Reince Priebus, the former Chief of Staff. Remember him? Ha! Neither does Trump.
There's someone for everyone, even a dead-eyed sociopath who ignores his family heritage and gets a stiffy over caging children! #StephenMillerWedding— Ishcabibbles (@MsHebert83) February 17, 2020
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