Twitter Reacts to the Abomination That Is the Restaurant Serving Pizza With Cold Cheese

By Petr Navovy | Social Media | January 25, 2022 |

By Petr Navovy | Social Media | January 25, 2022 |

Look, I’m not one for food snobbery or prescriptivism. Food is functional. It keeps you alive and, ideally, healthy. If it tastes good to you on top of that, eat it how you want. Obviously, there’s some nuance here—specifically around the importance some foods have in certain cultures and the importance of respecting that—but by and large, my rule is: Do it how you want.

All that said, when it comes to pizza—the sublime and beautiful earthy creation that is pizza—I can’t help but wince when I see someone act out some weird fuc*ery on its hallowed surface.

Case in bloody point:

"This place serves pizza with cold cheese!" pic.twitter.com/tyhAP1Tc19

— Fucked Up Looking Pizzas (@fuckeduppizzas) January 23, 2022

I’m sorry. Each to their own and all that, and I’m happy that those poor Stockholm syndromed lot in there are ‘enjoying’ their war crime, but whoever pulls the strings in that establishment should be bundled into a van and hauled off to The Hague. Twitter, naturally, responded correctly to this sight:

Whole place to the shadow realm pic.twitter.com/fdRgBp4dCD

— BabyBounceProductions (@BallBoy3000) January 24, 2022

pic.twitter.com/4lWVnEDQSf

— Hayley⛄ (@goldfrappuccin0) January 23, 2022

pic.twitter.com/ghL2JUIg3b

— Lil biiiitch (@IvanniaAndrea) January 23, 2022

pic.twitter.com/17EsLaMSXU

— Lex (@iamlexstylz) January 23, 2022

I live close to Beto’s, and I promise you this, I stay far far away. I tried it once in 2015 and have been upset ever since.

— Mike (@michaelwandling) January 23, 2022

cold canned mushrooms have to have the most disgusting mouthfeel in the world 😩

— bacon flaps 🦚 (@bacon_flaps) January 24, 2022

So it’s more like an open-faced pizza-flavored sandwich.

— THEE Dudette is Vaxxed, Boosted & Masked 😷💛🐝 (@Dudette9t9) January 23, 2022

pic.twitter.com/ib1sKaO02H

— Matpet98 💙❤️ (@PetricMateo) January 24, 2022

I’ve been to other places that do a cold cheese pizza (most the time the hot pizza melts the cheese a bit anyway) but that’s a first for dumping cold, slimy mushrooms right out the can on it 😖 They’ve always been cheese only where I’ve had them.

— Tyler Robey 🐝🧀 (@iTyero) January 24, 2022

“This pizzeria has ruined the best part of pizza, no one knows why, but it’s good actually!” Yeah fuckin right

— Lil’ Joey C (@JoeyCuloper) January 23, 2022

Lmaaooo

“But why???! No one knows!!?”

— tttlllrrr (orb form) (@_tlr_) January 23, 2022

I was wondering wether this was done out of sheer laziness, or some kind of cost saving measure, not actually finishing cooking the pizza. All that was knocked right it if my head when they said provolone. Who puts Provolone on pizza?That's as bad as the Altoona Kraft singles one

— TalkNerdyToMe (@Quantum_Peeps) January 23, 2022

pic.twitter.com/zX5kHda3ie

— Ryan (@p25ryan) January 23, 2022

pic.twitter.com/qfeE2QszMt

— Donvan Michael (@aaronwright391) January 24, 2022

this box technique is a war crime pic.twitter.com/NRDYO5N6uF

— K A R L G A R F X🙅‍♂️ (@KarlGarfx) January 24, 2022

pic.twitter.com/3agIBpMZQp

— mp40 respecter (@mp40respecter) January 23, 2022

pic.twitter.com/DHZwiJTVXp

— Robina NotVeryThickButIHike (@robina_queen) January 23, 2022

there are No Good Betos

— Fucked Up Looking Pizzas (@fuckeduppizzas) January 23, 2022