Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Kristy Puchko | Social Media | April 16, 2020
Stimulus checks are beginning to arrive. Well, not physical checks. Those are being held up by President Donald Trump’s villainous vanity. However, direct deposits are being made in bank accounts across America. Citizens are celebrating by taking to Twitter to talk about what this cash injection will get them. Sure, sure, rent, groceries, and uninterrupted health insurance coverage. But what’s the fun stuff?
Twitter reacts to the stimulus checks with plenty of silliness.
i bought a cereal dispenser with my stimulus check to feel like i am at a hotel and not quarantined in my apartment pic.twitter.com/0Z0GzG8eI7
— grace 💫 (@thebiggestyee) April 16, 2020
Spending that $1,200 was mad easy pic.twitter.com/vlfcfKOrgB
— Mike Litoris (@BeefedUpStud) April 15, 2020
Why did we get our stimulus check and the first thing I bought was an inflatable dinosaur costume 🥴 pic.twitter.com/dCI5E7cJUj
— destiny zamora (@trujillo_rules) April 14, 2020
Well, I know what I’ll be doing with my stimulus check pic.twitter.com/Yeqs3jw7Ut
— Jacob! (@JEBermanator) April 16, 2020
Stimulus check came in this morning and I immediately paid off my credit card and bought my first toy.
— Quarentine PRN (@calldontfall) April 15, 2020
Just trying to orgasm by 25. 😠(July) pic.twitter.com/tyu5Nef89s
First thing I brought with my #Stimuluscheck was a fleshlight. My dick is going to be so happy on 4/20.
— Magnifico (@JaxMagnifico) April 16, 2020
When she catches me adding her stimulus check to my PS4 account balance pic.twitter.com/NwZX8D4R02
— KYLE 🖕🽠(@thekillakay_) April 16, 2020
Fuck it I’m buying a stripper pole with my stimulus check. We have to invest in our future pic.twitter.com/sm3z0DjV6V
— JUNiOR (@alejandroooss) April 14, 2020
Hear me out—
— MOTHER DOOM (@MotherOfDoggons) April 1, 2020
Who wants to combine their stimulus checks with me, and we can buy a tiger.
Got my stimulus check today #stimuluspayment pic.twitter.com/TZaghkC754
— Joe Dombrowski (@JahD1191) April 15, 2020
A meme was born mocking the amount the checks offer.
my boyfriend and i are 21 and we just bought our dream home after combining our $1200 stimulus checks. stop being lazy. pic.twitter.com/nxohulpuFt
— Shay (@emoselenass) April 15, 2020
“my boyfriend and i are 21 and we just bought our dream home after combining our $1200 stimulus checks. stop being lazy.” pic.twitter.com/gOhovaB9GR
— ms. iridocyclitis (@chaoticcoochie) April 16, 2020
my boyfriend and I are 21 and we just bought our dream home after combining our $1200 stimulus checks. stop being lazy. pic.twitter.com/WYEJF6isRF
— ash â˜€ï¸ (@gIittervenom) April 16, 2020
my boyfriend and i are 21 and we just bought our dream home after combining our $1200 stimulus checks. stop being lazy. pic.twitter.com/ZefLUWlLdi
— Screamer Jim (@HeheWaitWhut) April 16, 2020
my boyfriend and i are 21 and we just bought our dream home after combining our $1200 stimulus checks. stop being lazy. pic.twitter.com/EG55nJAKPq
— Cat (@_catherinebaker) April 16, 2020
my boyfriend and i are 21 and we just bought our dream home after combining our $1200 stimulus checks. stop being lazy. pic.twitter.com/Q4ZAniKqVX
— marha (@auratnama) April 16, 2020
my boyfriend and i are 21 and we just bought our dream home after combining our $1200 stimulus checks. stop being lazy. pic.twitter.com/iYZfZDMwzz
— MAR EXOTIC (@mariamnaieem) April 16, 2020
my boyfriend and i are 21 and we just bought our dream home after combining our $1200 stimulus checks. stop being lazy. pic.twitter.com/ljDdSQJAFj
— juls (stay at home and save lives) the gem (@julsthegem) April 16, 2020
My boyfriend and I are 21 and we just bought our dream home after combining our $1200 stimulus checks. stop being lazy. pic.twitter.com/TtIpqv20xc
— Weezy (@twosadhuevos) April 16, 2020
Others are still waiting on their checks to arrive.
waiting for my stimulus check to hit pic.twitter.com/KU1zhXReFU
— Kaleb (@initiation) April 16, 2020
On that note. #Stimuluscheck pic.twitter.com/wp8j4UkruZ
— Josh (@joshxrichardss) April 16, 2020
This is how i feel with everyone talking bout their stimulus checks pic.twitter.com/r0mZoj6YrF
— kitten (@teylaaaaa) April 16, 2020
Haven’t gotten my stimulus check and probably won’t get one. I’ll tell you who’s fault is, it’s that bitch pic.twitter.com/bv0QlT49Ga
— Angel ⎊🤘🽠(@Batboy1113) April 16, 2020
