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Pajiba Presents A Wednesday Well-Being Post Full Of Stupid Foods And Lovely Animals

By Jodi Smith | Social Media | February 19, 2020 |

By Jodi Smith | Social Media | February 19, 2020 |


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Sometimes you have to ignore the news, stop talking about an idiot that sh*ts her pants and believes being yelled at for her uselessness is a riot, and just look at some other stuff. After all, there are horrible foods to make fun of, puppies to adore, kittens to stare at, and so much more out there waiting to be discovered.

Quokkas are photogenic assh*les!

The quokka (Setonix brachyurus) is a mainly nocturnal and herbivorous marsupial endemic to SW Australia. They are known for being highly promiscuous and for dropping their joeys on the ground when threatened so they can escape danger. Quokkas then make various noises to distract their predators. from r/Awwducational

cries

Who says white people have no culture? from r/StupidFood

I dub this food Weiner Ring.

I just can’t even come up with an idea what someone would name this monstrosity. from r/StupidFood

Insert Chrissy Teigen awkward smile gif here, yikes.

This pizza-hotdog-sushi abomination from r/StupidFood
“Hazelnut” was found at a graveyard in the rural of Turkey. Now he is the mascot of the school from r/AnimalsBeingBros
Dumpling was found dumped in some bushes outside of a bar- a bath and a few months later, he’s sitting pretty. And yes, he got his name from being dumped - that and I had Chinese food that day. from r/BeforeNAfterAdoption

How do you eat this?

Stupid spaghetti on a stick (x-post from /r/food, of course) from r/StupidFood

This is magic right here, kids.

Whelp, I’m out.

Barf from r/StupidFood



Jodi Smith is a Senior Reporter, Film & Television at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.



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