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Kent State Poop Gun Girl Thought Ohio University Would Put Up With Her Sh*t, Got Massive Pushback Instead

By Jodi Smith | Social Media | February 17, 2020 |

By Jodi Smith | Social Media | February 17, 2020 |


Mike usually writes up Kaitlin “Poop Pants Gun Lover” Bennett, but today? Well, today she made the mistake of visiting one of the great (party) schools in Ohio: Ohio University (not to be confused with THE Ohio State University).

Usually, McPoopypants has to beg, plead, ambush, and probably offer free sandwiches or candy to get college students to waste their time listening to her lame attempts to bait them into an argument. Not at OU, kids. At OU, they lined up to talk to Poopy Tudstockings, even gathering around her to chant words of encouragement.

I do want to make it VERY CLEAR that I do not agree with the drinks thrown on Bennett and anyone with her, as that’s just not cool. However, protest is healthy and if the students don’t want this person - who I assume still goes to college? has a job? Bueller? - on their campus, disrupting their day, then they have the right to berate her until security removes her from the campus. Which is exactly what happened.

This gives me enough hope to tide me over until at LEAST 9 am tomorrow. What’s the last thing that gave you that much hope for the future?

OK, yes. Fine. There are definitely conservative sites reporting violent liberals ran Pooper Mormon Hair off the campus, but listen: it’s worth it just this once for the idiocy we saw this day.

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Jodi Smith is a Senior Reporter, Film & Television at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.

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