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OK, Boomer

By Dustin Rowles | Social Media | April 3, 2020 |

By Dustin Rowles | Social Media | April 3, 2020 |


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There are a few industries that are weathering this economic environment right now: Grocery stores, hand sanitizer producers and Lysol wipes, video-games, and remote learning software. Another? Alcohol. Booze sales have spiked 50 percent, and for good reason: We are bored, and we are anxious.

I do not, however, recommend chug challenges, because if you are an unskilled chugger, you’ll end up in the emergency room, and that’s the last place you want to be right now. And the millennials? They’re terrible!

On the other hand? Retirees have got this down. Trust.

OK, Boomer.

On the other hand, STOP MISTREATING YOUR SWEET GRAMMY!

@tasha.p80

😂🤣😂🤣😅

♬ original sound - cozyy.e

This has been brought to you by Day 20(?) of the quarantine.



Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.


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