Reading the barrage of bad, no good, very terrible news coming out of the Trump White House on the daily, you might well think we’re all cursed, like metaphorically. Well, what would be more on brand for 2018 than being literally cursed?
Mysterious Universe has unearthed the ominous story of “a massive black sarcophagus” discovered in Egypt that is unlike anything archaeologists have ever seen. It measures about 6 and a half feet by 10 feet, weighs in at more than 30 metric tons, and is chiseled from black marble. Its contents are unknown. So whatcha’ gonna do with a mysterious coffin whose design and size alone should be a giant, 30-ton red flag? Crack it open, natch.
They haven’t yet, but Twitter had a lot of dark fun with the prospect.
Finally, some good news. https://t.co/rZk22KouD9— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) July 17, 2018
(•_•)— Delaney Strunk (@delaknee) July 17, 2018
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DO YOU WANT PLAGUES? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET PLAGUES. https://t.co/nJZ8ol1BbV— Nathan Sharp (@NateWantsToBtl) July 17, 2018
Perhaps the Trump administration will end, not with impeachment, but with the zombie apocalypse https://t.co/PamvZ23yxq— DemoChrissy (@DemoChrissy) July 19, 2018
I, for one, welcome our new Zombie Mummy overlord. https://t.co/la53pcT40i— Ashley in Wonderland (@NotATadpole7) July 17, 2018
Isn’t there a film series on why this is probably a bad idea? https://t.co/HaEgRJZ8fU— Michael Ohiku (@MichaelOhiku) July 17, 2018
This is what we get for not putting Brendan Fraser in the Dark Universe.https://t.co/VJ7OvsMjYm— Dan Casey (@DanCasey) July 18, 2018
What’s the worst that can happen, we get another horrible Tom Cruise movie? https://t.co/DI4SKpptcR— Uncle Crazy (@unclerayscrazy) July 18, 2018
Me: What could possibly happen in the remainder of 2018 to make it any worse?— Tim (@Playing_Dad) July 18, 2018
Egypt: Hold my beer https://t.co/B4PVVXHJNg
come the fuck through, world-ending curse https://t.co/SFvH6dB0ZW— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) July 17, 2018