Every single one of us has experienced that moment, whether major or minor, where we find ourselves in a situation and have to decide whether to do the right thing, or to give in to temptation, to listen to that sinister voice in your head, and not do the right thing. To go Jedi or Sith Lord. Narrator or Tyler Durden. Dustin or TK. And who better to help describe that struggle than the Internet’s favorite Tea Lizard who is also friends with Christian Bale and loves to mind his own business, Kermit the Frog.
The newest Kermit-centric meme to spread like wildfire has been “Me to Me,” in which Kermit wants to be nice and thoughtful and responsible and his hooded doppelganger, who has clearly embraced the Dark Side of the Force, tells him to…not be any of those things.
Me: he apologized. I should just say okay & let it go.— Brea Simone (@BreaSimone) November 14, 2016
Other me: bring up that thing that pissed you off 3 weeks ago too. Finish him. pic.twitter.com/21Q06Qhxr4
Me: Aight I'll start studying at 7— Daniel (@MyFavsTrash) November 17, 2016
Me to me at 7:01- you missed your chance…start at 8 pic.twitter.com/kOW4C34mdX
Me: it's getting late, I should go to bed— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) November 17, 2016
Me: eat pic.twitter.com/W0vuIyIqSr
"Man…these women TRIPPIN! My girl be running from the dick!"— She 5'2 (@LupusFiasco) November 17, 2016
"Tell the TL your dick 3 inches long" pic.twitter.com/osmGMaLhLX
Me: i think this message clearly states how she hurt my feelings— Thanksgiving Kirkey (@ILLCapitano94) November 16, 2016
Me to me: remove the heart emojis & dont call her baby so she knows ur mad pic.twitter.com/OOVgO6wYJK
Me: Wow, I say the n-word a lot. I should probably stop.— Vivacious_Writing (@VivaciousWritin) November 16, 2016
Me: Look at that dusty, broke ass nigga talking shit pic.twitter.com/AK7SfrFmYr
Me: you are perfect just the way you are— Jawn Snow (@KrissiScribbles) November 16, 2016
Me: grow up and buy yourself some decent titties pic.twitter.com/eWzRzFsSJs
Me: 'I may be hungry later, maybe I should get something now.'— Carolina Bama (@Awkward_Duck) November 16, 2016
Inner me: 'no. wait till y'all get home and then ask him for a bite of his' pic.twitter.com/emOAU6TRP1
Me: but he don't deserve no pussy.— Len (@jaaayLENo) November 16, 2016
Me to me: ok bitch but u deserve some dick. pic.twitter.com/hJob2wb3Qz
Me: chill, he nutted.— Dasha Keen (@_damndasha) November 16, 2016
Me too: keep sucking and make him moan like a bitch pic.twitter.com/ykhYvd348s
me: he's a nice, ambitious, caring guy give him a chance— miscombombulated (@northafricant) November 16, 2016
me: he's under 5'10 pic.twitter.com/qc05GFKVIe
"He hasn't text me back all day"— Hasani Henderson |:| (@Such_aGentleman) November 16, 2016
"Jump to conclusions"
"But maybe he's just- "
"BIH JUMP! " pic.twitter.com/HP1ZvNGknS
Doctor: your mother has a severe bloodclot— A.K. ♥† (@DreMacsAMillion) November 16, 2016
Jamaican me: wah him jus seh?
Me: no he means-
Jamaican me: TELL DA DUTTY DOCTA BOUT HIM MUMA pic.twitter.com/10GK8kNAem
Me:They said to be ready in 30 minutes— Mikyyla (@kurlykyyla) November 15, 2016
Me: do a full face pic.twitter.com/bRz8mHr48n
Me: there's food at home— Zico. (@IsaacEuphoria_) November 15, 2016
Me to me: buy Chinese
Me: huh but there's food at ho…
Me to me: buy Chinese pic.twitter.com/rjpveyZXAP
Me: Her dad is home, what if we get caught?— Hood Kermit 🐸 (@InnerHoodKermit) November 17, 2016
Inner me: You her daddy now pic.twitter.com/b008AHmYok
me: i'm overreacting and at fault— Hood Kermit 🐸 (@InnerHoodKermit) November 17, 2016
me to me: stay mad until he apologizes for something he didn't do pic.twitter.com/zESXbSga3X
Me: she treats you well, cares for you, might be the one— Dad. (@bossdaddyjay_) November 14, 2016
Me: ruin her life pic.twitter.com/WkpcpJgCZA
Me: We're just laying down.— Hood Kermit 🐸 (@InnerHoodKermit) November 18, 2016
Inner me: Push your ass against him.
Me: But I just want to…
Inner me: PUSH. YOUR. ASS. AGGAINST. HIM. pic.twitter.com/J7Zxq9Bn4E
Lauryn Hill: Lemme leave now so I can be on time— Cartoons and Cereal (@BlckBolex) November 18, 2016
Also Lauryn Hill: Stay Home pic.twitter.com/4oYyoWg7bP
Kanye: So many people hate me…— Kozza (@Kozza) November 18, 2016
Kanye to Kanye: But not ALL the people hate you…make all the people hate you… pic.twitter.com/qkF0HkKnUe
And the inevitable soon happened, and we got Miss Piggy and her Evil Twin throwing their hats into the ring as well.
Ok miss piggy memes pic.twitter.com/vXBn9HqmCr— iceheart (@B1NARYSUNSET) November 18, 2016
Me: I don't wanna send that tweet..— Miss Piggy (@InnerMissPiggy) November 17, 2016
Inner me: But imagine how many
people it's gonna piss off. Send it. pic.twitter.com/U5B2n9RTSj
Miss piggy pic.twitter.com/nyZHdwt5Ir— R (@rubyygem) November 17, 2016
Me: "Let me not be petty right now.."— Miss Piggy (@InnerMissPiggy) November 17, 2016
Inner Me: "Be extra petty right now!"
Me: "But I -"
Inner Me: "I said EXTRA PETTY!" pic.twitter.com/0vyaoeqSok
So let us all thank Kermit the Frog for once again giving us many reasons to look at the Internet, and laugh and nod our heads with understanding. Especially when we look at the Internet and do those things while we’re supposed to be focused on work.
Can we just take time to appreciate all that Kermit the frog has done for Twitter pic.twitter.com/jD4icyaft6— Feb. 14th ♒ (@Trebor__roberT) November 16, 2016