How was the solar eclipse, folks? We got 58 percent coverage here in Kittery, Maine, which means it basically looked like a cloudy day. *shrug emoji* It looked a lot cooler in other places.
Meanwhile, you just knew Trump would look, didn’t you? Of course he stared at the eclipse. OF COURSE HE DID. Someone told him not to, so he HAD to stare at the sun. It’s Donald Trump!
I cannot handle this right now. pic.twitter.com/JXjuHH2ivA— Jules (@jules_su) August 21, 2017
Waiting for the inevitable Politico piece detailing how Jared and Ivanka tried to privately lobby Trump not to stare at the sun. https://t.co/Lzf41Exdm0— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) August 21, 2017
Our President, Ralph Wiggum. "It's so pretty and burny to my eyeballs!" pic.twitter.com/EYnbPjQv2M— Jodi Smith (@PinkyMcLadybits) August 21, 2017
Boo Kurp! Boooooo!
The future so not bright, don't gotta wear shades. pic.twitter.com/BiGBAD1n4h— Josh Kurp (@JoshKurp) August 21, 2017
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