We know the Dursleys were dicks to Harry Potter. But they were PG-level dicks, who got a PG-level comeuppance. Can you imagine what Harry’s life would be like were these not family films? Well now you don’t have to!

Quidditch just got real, y’all.

Kristy Puchko bets Hogwarts gets loads of lice outbreaks right after the sorting hat ritual.

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Kristy Puchko is the film editor of Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter.