What If 'Harry Potter' Was R-Rated?

We know the Dursleys were dicks to Harry Potter. But they were PG-level dicks, who got a PG-level comeuppance. Can you imagine what Harry’s life would be like were these not family films? Well now you don’t have to!

(H/T /Film)

Quidditch just got real, y’all.

Kristy Puchko bets Hogwarts gets loads of lice outbreaks right after the sorting hat ritual.

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Kristy Puchko is the managing editor of Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter.

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