I really have very little to say by way of preamble here except that this parody of British sports is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in quite some time.
You owe it to yourself to watch the whole thing through:
Props also to this entire Reddit thread which managed to pick up and run with the joke in truly spectacular fashion:
Clearly the perfect day involves playing this during the daylight hours and then turning to a round or two of True American at night.
Although, obviously, you gotta find time for Chardee MacDennis during that too.