We Don't Need a Ryan Murphy O.J. Miniseries Because This Is All the OJ Recap We Need

Yes, John Travolta, Sarah Paulson, Cuba Gooding Jr. These are all names. And yes, apparently American Crime Story: The People Versus OJ Simpson is actually really good. But I don’t need it. You don’t need it. The American People don’t need it. We already have the greatest, most accurate and hard-hitting recreation of the OJ Simpson trial that could ever exist. The one that has been burned into my memory since I was in Jr. High and got in trouble for reciting it instead of paying attention in choir class. Sorry Mrs. Huffman.