Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Emily Cutler | Videos | January 20, 2015
I know the first 30 seconds of this looks a lot like a low budget, vampire version of Shaun of the Dead mixed with a dash of Office Space. Making it both unoriginal and contributing to our over vampire population. And as much as we might love Cabin in the Woods, Fran Kranz is not enough of a draw for most people. Just watch the first 32 seconds, ok?
Right?
Oberyn mothereffing Martell as a sociopathic vampire and all around asshole boss. Yes, that I will watch. And if there is any chance that they could arrange a rematch between Undead The Mountain and Vampire Red Viper, I will watch nothing but this forever.
