Oh my god, Mean Girls, you are an amazing well of joy that does not stop giving. In addition to giving everyone the bulletproof defense of “No, we were right to think Lindsay Lohan was a thing. Just look at Mean Girls,” it has given the internet the best gifs, references, and compliments/ insults. If your conversations from the past month haven’t contained the sentence “She doesn’t even go here,” you don’t hang out with enough women and gay men.
And while the star of Mean Girls has mostly crashed and burned, the other players involved in the movie have continued to delight us. Rachel McAdams, Lizzie Caplan, Tina Fey, Mike from Homeland (season 1 only). And now I’m really hoping Damian aka Daniel Franzese. Why hasn’t Damian been in everything? You know that “too gay to function” thing was a joke, right Hollywood? He is actually able to function?
Luckily Franzese is able to dazzle us without the help of any big name studios. Here he does the honest version of the events after the one night stand detailed in Sam Smith’s “Stay With Me.”
I feel the need to point out that regardless of the circumstances, you should always be polite and respectful to anyone who was kind enough to help/ let you have on orgasm near/ on them. But that respect goes both ways. Refusing to take the hint and leave will not endear you to your impromtu host. Good one night stand etiquette is important, people. Don’t let yourself become a parody video.