Mysterious Fart Disrupts City Council Meeting

When I was a child, there were two things funnier to me than anything else in the world:

People falling over, and people farting.

Then I grew and bit by bit matured and other things leapfrogged to the front of the queue as I accepted that there are things out there funnier than people falling over and people farting.

And then I grew a little bit more and realised that was stupid. There is nothing funnier than people falling over and people farting. Unless it’s someone falling over and farting.

But I tell you what, this mysterious democracy-disrupting fart that heckles a city council meeting? That’s pretty good too.

Democracy never stood a chance.

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Jessie Wallace lives in London and plays music