An Anna Kendrick And Sam Rockwell Assassin Rom-Com Is The Only Way To Rom-Com

By Emily Cutler | Videos | February 11, 2016 |

By Emily Cutler | Videos | February 11, 2016 |

Hollywood seems intent on making us like a movie, any movie, called “Mr. Right” that’s why according to IMDB there are currently 9 goddamn movies and shorts using that exact title. Because calling some guy who seems not perfect “Mr. Right” is funny and clever, right? Like calling a big guy “slim”? Which is a shame, in this specific case. If the producers really wanted people to see this movie, they should have called it Anna Kendrick and Sam Rockwell in Sexy Rainman Anti - Hitman.

Now, I know. The plot seems vaguely recycled, borrowing a little too heavily from either Grosse Point Blank on his side, or any number of “incredibly hot woman unrealistically can’t find a date” movies on hers. Certain aspects of the fight scenes seem overly produced and might end up looking hokey. And the odd couple pairing is going to succeed or bomb entirely on the chemistry of the actors. I understand your concerns. And to them I would respond:

and

A- bah- bah- bah … hush.

No! Quiet!

I understand you’re unsure about the movie. But I’d argue

Also what you failed to consider is:

In closing, Anna Kendrick and Sam Rockwell just became my new favorite celeb couple. No one bother me with “facts” or “reality” claiming otherwise.*

*Yes, apparently Rockwell is in a long- term relationship with Leslie Bibb. This is also acceptable to me.