Fellow Old Person Jimmy Kimmel Explains The VMAs

If you’re like me, you didn’t watch the VMAs on Sunday night because you weren’t really aware they were still happening. I did hear that there was some feminism, some more feminism, and a brand new beef. I assumed that last one was Miley being Miley again (aka an asshole. She might be working the feminist angle real good, but she’s still a rich 22-year-old. It’s hard not to be an asshole in those cases.)

Luckily fellow old person Jimmy Kimmel was able to fill us in. See, Jimmy, despite being An Old, still has his finger on the pulse of youth culture. You can see him in the header photo interviewing Miley dressed as My Little Pony character Sparkle Acid Trip. He broke down everything using terms even the lamest of Olds can understand.

Ok, so “Kayne running for president.” He said that as a joke, right? Like “After winning this Vanguard Award, the only thing I have left to do is run for President! Hahahahaha!”

Right?

He means that, huh? I’m not really sure what to do with all of this information. On the one hand, having the Kardashians as the First Family would be mostly a terrifying horror show, but would have to lead to a few moments of pure hilarity. And you know for sure that the presidential portrait would be a nude masterpiece. On the other hand, I feel like if Kanye does “just want people to like him more,” becoming president is going to be a really rough wake up call. It would lead to Sad Kanyes the likes of which the world has never seen. Sadder than this even.

And no one wants that.

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