Dustin doesn’t get to be the only one around here who speculates wildly about Mad Men.
This might be a stretch, but I think January Jones just spoiled the end of Mad Men. I definitely could be wrong. Maybe it’s that in our spoiler obsessed society, I have had my spoiler senses heightened and now reader spoilers where there are none. But I think this seemingly innocuous Hollywood Reporter video might have let a little too much slip.
Asked to play Fuck, Marry, Kill, January Jones said she would fuck Roger, Marry Henry, and “Kill Don. He’s on his way out, anyway.”
WHAT THE EFF DOES THAT MEAN, BETTY?!
You’re doing press for the final season of Mad Men. Shouldn’t everyone be “on their way out”? Why single out Don? What did you just accidentally tell us?
But maybe this was a psych out. Matt Weiner is notoriously anti- spoiler so he might given Jones some false information? Or told her to leak a “spoiler”? Maybe she wasn’t even around for the end scene, and she’s just speculating wildly? I don’t know! I DON’T KNOW!
Ugh. Turns out I’m not really up for the speculation game. I’ll just try to enjoy the rest of the show, and, if Don does bite it in the end, remember that they’ve been spoiling the ending for 7 years now.