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Chess Boxing is the Sport That's ALMOST Exactly What it Sounds Like

By Petr Knava | Videos | November 20, 2019 |

By Petr Knava | Videos | November 20, 2019 |


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Let’s be honest.

A preamble here is largely pointless, so I won’t bother.

Because chess boxing.

Chess! Boxing!

Here’s another one, from which the header pic for this post was taken:

I know what you’re thinking though. I say ‘almost exactly’ in the headline, because clearly there’s one way that this sport needs to be improved, in order to match the divine imagery conjured up by its name: There needs to be boxing after every move! None of this faffin about, waiting for the rounds to change. Just chess move, chess move -> punch, punch, chess move, chess move -> punch, punch. Now that’s chessboxing.

Oh, and—hang on. One second. I think I’ve found two faces, the combination of which sum up my exact reaction to this sport.

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ENHANCE!

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Yeah, that’s about right.



Petr is a staff contributor. You can follow him on Twitter.


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