And this is why Conan O’Brien will always be my favorite late night host.
He’s the only one that would take to murder that quickly. Sure, Letterman could do a Top Ten list of reasons he’s not going to kill Russian mobsters, and Meyers will, I don’t know, basically just sit there and ask why he should kill Russian mobsters because Seth doesn’t really do “skits.” But you know what? We don’t need a funny, celebrity parlor game to figure out who should kill the Russian mobsters, Fallon. Only Conan knows what we need.