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Novelist Live Tweets The First Act Of Creepy Doll Horror Movie Come To Life

By Kristy Puchko | Twitter | September 26, 2016 |

By Kristy Puchko | Twitter | September 26, 2016 |

I tend to think I have incredibly bad luck when it comes to flying, often being seated near caterwauling children, entitled assholes, drooling dogs (literally), and folks who apparently don’t understand how hostile it is to kick off your shoes and expose the whole plane to the stench of your sweaty, stank travel socks. But today, I have learned to never again complain about these trivial travel woes. Because it could be worse.

Behold, the story of Girl at War novelist Sara Novic, whose seat mate was a doll so creepy we bet Blumhouse is reaching out to acquire its life rights.

Faced with this unusual affair, you might have questions. You’re not alone.

And perhaps the most pertinent question:

Kristy Puchko has six flights ahead of her this week. She will sleep on none. Her eyes must be ever alert for the Barbaras.