I’m sorry. I do not watch True Blood. I haven’t since the opening season, and for the most part, I do not regret it. But on the other hand, I applaud the show’s ability to go to the greatest lengths possible to provide fanservice to its Eric Northman fans. The week after rumors surfaced — and were later dispelled — that Luke Grimes had quit the show because he was asked to perform in gay scenes, you can see why he might have bailed because to pull off scenes like this, you’d have to be 1) gay; 2) a really good actor; 3) hetero-attracted to Alexander Skarsgard; or 4) manly as hell, secure in your sexuality, and comfortable enough with your own body to bang the sh*t out of another dude.
Sadly for True Blood fans (I suspect) it was all a wet-dream sequence.
Your move, Modern Family. #TeamBangTheSh*tOutOfAnotherDude
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