The Best Of Ian McShane And 10 Things We Learned From This Week's Episode Of "American Horror Story"

By Joanna Robinson | TV | December 17, 2012 |

By Joanna Robinson | TV | December 17, 2012 |

Sister Jude and Lana Are Now Working Together The only thing better about these two working together is Jessica Lange’s pronunciation of “immoral.”

Lana Is Finally, At Long Last Learning Somet-YOU LEFT THE KILLER ALIVE AGAIN?! Seriously? You decided to scamper off to the kitchen to get the right murder weapon? This isn’t a game of Clue. YOU BASH HIS MURDERRAPING HEAD IN WHEN YOU HAVE A CHANCE.

Sister Mary Eunice, Baby Whisperer Of all of Mary Eunice’s talents, I think her telepathic, demonic sonogram is the creepiest thus far.

We Finally Know What The Aliens Want And Its, Er, Evan Peters’ DNA I can’t blame you, Aliens. 50 million teenaged girls on tumblr can’t be wrong.

Grace Is Alive And Pregnant But, More Importantly, What’s Up With Pepper? Are these hidden depths? Was she an alien plant? Is she an alien vessel? Does the bow serve a deeper purpose?!

Do We Blame Nature Or Nurture For Dylan McDermott’s Mullet? I was hoping for a half a minute that the writers were going to pull a bait and switch on us and Dylan McDermott would end up being Grace’s resurrection alien baby. Alas, he name dropped Thredson. Too bad he didn’t inherit Quinto’s fashion sense.

Has There Ever Been Anyone Less Deserving Of Christ Imagery? Well, maybe this piece of work.

At Last, The Long National Nightmare Is Over Hail the f*cking conquering hero.

And, Because He’s Magnificent, The Best Of Ian McShane