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'No-No Juice' and the Other Ten Best Quotes from Last Night's Thursday Night Comedy Block

By Dustin Rowles | TV | March 25, 2011 |

By Dustin Rowles | TV | March 25, 2011 |

Community (Grade: A-)

  • (Shirley, on Pulp Fiction): “It’s cute. It’s a 30-minute film about a group of friends who like cheeseburgers, dancing and the Bible.”

  • (Jeff, on Abed) “He’d quote movies, pretend his life was a TV show, watch ‘Cougar Town.’ It’s as if he didn’t want people to like him.” (Hey!) … “(Abed) “Cougar Town!” (Jeff) “If you want me to take it seriously, stop saying its name.” (Hey! Hey!)

  • (Troy’s nickname for wine) “No-no juice! That’s good no-no juice.”

    The Office (Grade: A)

  • “Seems to me we’re just making up rules because somebody forgot to staple the rulebook to the inside of the game like a normal human being.”

  • “”And THAT … is Dallas.”

    Parks and Recreation (Grade: B-)

  • “KNOPE GROPE IS LAST HOPE!”

  • (Ron, on fishing) “”It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.”

  • (Chris) “I’d love to catch up.” (Ann) “Me too! Ketchup and mustard!” (Chris) “So delightful! I relish your wit.” (Ann) “I salsa… your… face.”

    30 Rock (Grade: B, but A+ for the Aaron Sorkin scene below)

  • “You made a bad decision and bought something you didn’t understand. Like when I bought tickets to Black Swan. Remember when a movie was just a fella in a hat running away from a fella with no hair?”

  • “He’s on LinkedIn Lemon. He might as well be dead!”

  • “I was in a world of wet wipes and rectal thermometers. And then the babies came and everything changed.”



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