My Reactions to Last Night's "How I Met Your Mother" in GIF Form

By Courtney Enlow | TV | December 18, 2012 |

By Courtney Enlow | TV | December 18, 2012 |

The episode started, and I was like this:

Because this show has burned me all season long, you see. But then, my two favorite things: College Ted…

…And Peter Gallagher’s eyebrows.

Then I saw Seth Green and I was all “yay!” for obvious reasons.

Then I saw Alexis Denisof and I was all “yay!” for obvious reasons.

My two favorite Sandys—Cohen and Rivers—in one episode?

Yeah, bitch, you heard me.

And then Patrice showed up, and I was all:

Because I’ve seen the press release for the episode. I know they want me to think Barney’s going to propose to Patrice. Would the show do that to me? And I just don’t know. I DON’T KNOW.

However, I could watch a whole show of just Robin yelling at Patrice.

Then Ted sings a song about Peter Gallagher and I’m all…

Because I think the show might love me again.

But, then, at the end of the first thirty minutes, I’m like this:

Because, yeah, in hindsight, where this was going should have been obvious. But that is the level of uncertainty this show has caused in me. So instead of being all:

I was all:

Then they seem to be pulling the Ted and Robin thing again, and I’m all:

But then, it’s all okay. Ted does the right thing.

So, here’s the thing. I don’t hate Ted. Sometimes I hate Ted. But, mostly, I don’t hate Ted. He just has a lot of feelings. Tell ‘em, Ted.

Nothing wrong with a little Teddy Westside.

Then Robin says the top of the WWN building is her favorite place and I’m all:

Because I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING. I KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

AND THEN IT HAPPENS.

*ahem* Maybe not that last one. But definitely a little bit of this:

Think I’m kidding?

Shut up.