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Last Week's Episode Of "American Horror Story" Put The Gross In Gross Anatomy

By Joanna Robinson | TV | November 26, 2012 |

By Joanna Robinson | TV | November 26, 2012 |

Rejoice! The return of one-armed Adam Levine!

Ding…DingDing…DING DING DING DING* I didn’t even recognize “Breaking Bad“‘s Mark Margolis last week. Now he’s dead. Alas.

Rest In Blobby, Pustule Ridden Peace, Shelley Apropos of nothing, that’s the second TV Death by Rosary in two weeks. Later, Monsignor Timothy awkwardly used the same rosary as an ineffectual bull-whip, pissily cutting short Dr. Arden’s classical music jam sesh. How did that make it through the editing process?

Gross Anatomy I have been waiting since 1989 to make a Gross Anatomy joke. So. I made one. You have to admit, it was gross.

You Can Take The Gay Out Of The Character Description… Is Bloody Face the queeniest serial killer we’ve ever seen? The mommy issues aside, here he is extolling the virtues of nutmeg, gushing over croque-monsieurs, making snide remarks about Lana’s, er, “lung” size…

…and, lest you forget, the stunning chandelier he made out of the modern day Bloody Face copycats. Unless, of course, you don’t think that’s Quinto in the modern day sequence. It did sound like his voice on the 911 call, but those were some young n’ ripe biceps he was using to throw Channing Tatum’s wife about.

Quinto Wants That Best Lead Actor In A Mini-Series Emmy So Bad He Can Taste It

I imagine this will be the spectrum of Quinto’s reaction when he inevitably loses.

Some Of Us Are More Self-Aware Than Others Listen, Sister Mary Eunice is a pretty rad Nazi-hunter Killing Machine and she looks good biting off Madonna’s “Like A Prayer” schtick. On top of all that, she’s very self-aware.

Dr. Arden, on the other hand, is still spouting Eugenics and calling it Truth.

Someone’s Been Reading Their Salinger: The “phony”/”liar” label hit a nerve with Dr. Thredson. Could he also be a member of the Catcher Cult?

Some Things To Remember If You Think You May Have A Bad Seed Kid….: a) don’t abandon them b) always make nice with them c) don’t give them super creepy Wednesday Addams hair.

“Baby Needs His Colostrum” Grossest line ever? I think so.

*H/T thenchonto

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