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Community (Grade: A-). Amazing episode, and amazing despite the fact that it didn’t really genre riff (except on fairy tales) or employ a gimmick, which is typically what “Community” does best. The episode would’ve been outstanding without it, but the karaoke montage sent it to “Community” manna.
“The Dream-a-torium is bigger than all of us.” — Troy
“I’m very concerned about this living situation. I’ve seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade magazine called Schwimmer Fatigue.” — Shirley
“Come on Jeffrey! We’ve sung it a thousand times together in my mind.” — Dean Pelton
Parks and Recreation Grade: A-. Another fantastic episode, rife with great one-liners, the return of Tom Haverford to the P&R department, and the possible rekindling of Chris and Ann’s relationship. Oh, and Ben and Leslie are almost even cuter when they’re arguing.
“Just say the word leslie, and ill stick my army of lions on him…” — Andy
“We got the moon. What ya gonna do without tides, Peru?” — Leslie
“He takes really long sadness baths and makes me late for stuff.” — April
The Office Grade: C. The band subplot didn’t do much for me, and the “Is the temp hot?” subplot got plain f*cking creepy, riding off the rails around the time that Dwight kept stumbling in an effort to touch Jim’s penis.
“He’s probably a drug dealer. That’s the best way to land a hot girlfriend — get her hooked on blow.” — Gabe
“Does your husband ever have very soft erections, ‘cause if not, I just grabbed a very soft penis for nothing.”
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