Don't Worry About Getting to Your Point. I'm Going to Live Forever
By Dustin Rowles |
TV
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November 19, 2010
Community (Grade: B+)
“I heard one kid made a diorama about a world without dioramas.”
“You are gonna Nancy Screw me out of that credit!”
“Wanna build a cardboard submarine?” “Get out of my brain.”
“Enjoy eating fiber and watching ‘The Mentalist.’”
“Looks like someone sent us a message. A tiny, underwhelming message.”
30 Rock (Grade: B)
“Oh, please. Money can’t buy happiness. It is happiness.”
“Usually everyone treats me like Hitler. Today I feel like Hitler in Germany.”
“After I left Kentucky Mountain Bible College, it kept going. Until it was shut down…because of the wolves.”
“I’ve been a GE man for 25 years and a GE woman for a week of corporate espionage at Revlon.”
“Don’t worry about getting to your point. I’m going to live forever.”
“”Lemon … lesbian … Frankenstein … wants … her … shoes … back.”
The Office (Grade: D)
“How far can you reach those long, lovely arms of yours?”
Outsourced (Grade: C+)
“We do not have a first aid kit. If someone gets hurt, its cheaper to hire a new worker.”
“Were there people in your country before you came?”
“Tomorrow is Black Friday, you know what that is?” … “Martin Luther King Day?”
