You know you’ve thought about it. There have been long, sleepless nights when it’s been the only thing on your mind. Ever since Joe Biden won the 2020 presidential election, it’s been rolling around in your brain. Well, Conan O’Brien is right there with you and is going to get a definitive answer to the question: What snack does Joe Biden look like?
“I mean it was obvious, for years, for four years, that Trump looked like a Cheeto. OK. The whole country was unified on that” Conan stated, much to Andy Richter’s initial confusion. And he’s not wrong. For years you haven’t been able to scroll through a feed without seeing someone refer to Donald Trump as a Cheeto. It was almost a national pastime!
So, Conan wants to know what snack we, as a nation, can refer to Biden as and he wants our help!
There you have it! Your choices are:
- Yogurt Covered Raisin
- Pirate Booty
- Japanese Shrimp Chip
- Cotton Candy
You can head to teamcoco.com/bidensnack to cast your vote. I am a confident Saltine voter. Sure they’re not too flashy, but they’re reliable and you can dress them up with whatever you want, be it peanut butter or jelly or socialized medicine. Cast your vote now!
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