Best Time Ever: Will you watch my show?
Best Time Ever: Please, will you watch my show?
Best Time Ever: Pretty, pretty, pretty please?
Pajiba: Ugh. What’s it about?
Best Time Ever: It’s a variety show …
Pajiba: No thanks.
Best Time Ever: …wait! Just hear me out. It’s a variety show where we have celebrities on, and we do pranks, and …
Pajiba: So, it’s like Fallon.
Best Time Ever: Sort of. Crossed with Ellen. And a gameshow.
Pajiba: No thanks.
Best Time Ever: But we give away prizes!
Pajiba: You’re not helping your case, man.
Best Time Ever: Oh come on! Just watch, please?! Just one clip, OK?
Pajiba: Oh God. If I watch your clip will you leave me alone?
Best Time Ever: Yes. I promise. You like Reese Witherspoon, right?
Pajiba: She’s fine.
Best Time Ever: Cool. Just watch this. You’re going to LOVE it!
Best Time Ever: What’d you think? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Pajiba: I can’t believe I just wasted five minutes watching Neil Patrick Harris and Reese Witherspoon climb a structure and zip-line down so that NBC could promote American Ninja Warrior.
Best Time Ever: (Deflated). Oh. you noticed that?
Pajiba: Only because I’m a human person with a brain.
Best Time Ever: Fine. Just watch one more clip, OK? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?
Pajiba: I don’t want to.
Best Week Ever: It will only take a minute!
Pajiba: Oh GOD! Fine. What is it?
Best Time Ever: I play this prank on the judges on The Voice.
Pajiba: Absolutely not. No!
Best Time Ever: But I wear a disguise and put on a funny voice …
Pajiba: No, no, no.
Best Time Ever: You don’t know what you’re missing.
Pajiba: I think I’ll survive.
Best Time Ever: Well, OK. If you insist. Will you watch this clip instead, OK.
Pajiba: What’s going on in it?
Best Time Ever: Just watch. I PROMISE you’re going to love it.
Pajiba: What the hell did I just watch?
Best Time Ever: Did you like it?!
Pajiba: NO. Why would I like that?
Best Time Ever: Did you see me do that backflip off the pogo stick?
Pajiba: Uh, yeah.
Best Time Ever: It was like a party on stage! You like parties, don’t you?!
Pajiba: Yeah, I like to go to parties sometimes, but I don’t like watching other people party on my television.
Best Time Ever: Why not?
Pajiba: Why would I?
Best Time Ever: Because we’re having the Best! Time! Ever!
Pajiba: I hate you.
Best Time Ever: OK fine! Just watch one more clip. I photobomb this couple’s wedding …
Pajiba: I’m leaving now.
Best Time Ever: No, come back!
Pajiba: Listen. I appreciate your enthusiasm. You’re a really a nice guy, and it looks like you’re having a great time, but please, get the fuck out of my face.
Best Time Ever: But I just …
Pajiba: No. Stop trying to make me like you. It’s not gonna happen, OK? I’m serious! Step back. We’re done here.