I’m not sure how much — if any — context is required here. On The Kelly Clarkson Show, Kelly Clarkson innocuously asked Gwyneth Paltrow what songs “do you go to when you are down?” Paltrow responded so casually that it almost didn’t register: “Wet Ass P***sy.” Clarkson’s reaction is to almost literally ROFL.
“God, you win for favorite guest of the season,” Clarkson remarks, setting the bar somewhere between “wet” and “ass.” “That was amazing. I needed that in my soul.”
Paltrow hasn’t been this hilariously, painfully, wonderfully unhip since that rendition of “F**k You” on Glee lo those many years ago. Keep it Country Strong, GOOP!