Pictured: Children Abducted by Jedi

America’s Got Talent on NBC at 8:00pm ET. The least infuriating thing to watch tonight if you want to watch Americans embarrass themselves in front of a live audience.

Hard Knocks: Offseason on HBO at 9:00pm ET.

The Real Housewives of Dubai on Bravo at 9:00pm ET. I liked this show better when it was called Interview with the Vampire.

The Acolyte on Disney+ at 9:01pm ET. First season finale. Never been a dark side person before, but I have to say that Manny Jacinto is making some strong points. But yeah, it’s been interesting to get a show that points out that the Jedi going around scooping up peoples’ kids is kinda sketch.

House Hunters International on HGTV at 10:00pm ET.