Jake Gyllenhaal Just Does Not Have an Innocent Face

Dark Matter on Apple TV+ at 12:01am ET.

Presumed Innocent on Apple TV+ at 12:01am ET. Series premiere. Jake Gyllenhaal plays a prosecutor who is accused of murder in a limited series that’s based on the Harrison Ford movie that was based on the novel of the same name.

Masterchef on Fox at 8:00pm ET.

Top Chef on Bravo at 9:00pm ET. A Top Chef mystery that my husband discovered: According to Google, Kristen Kish is 5’6”, Gail Simmons is 5’8” and Tom Colicchio is 5’10”. So, all of them are lying?

Love Island on Peacock at 9:01am ET. Have you ever wanted to live in a life-size Barbie dreamhouse situated on a tropical island that you can see none of over the glaring movie-set lights strung all around you? Love Island has the villa for you!