Men Acting New to Their Jobs, In Several Professions

King Charles, The Boy Who Walked Alone on Paramount+ at 3:01am ET. Special presentation. So, first of all, how is this so close to the title of the first chapter of the damn Harry Potter books? But second of all, I may have generally mixed feelings about being a citizen of the United States these days, but at least we fought two wars to ensure that we did not have to give a single solitary shit about any of these goings-on and I will salute that all day every day. If I really wanted to partake in millennia-old pomp and circumstance created by a bunch of crusty old dudes to confer a false sense of authority and awe, I’d start attending Catholic masses again.

9-1-1: Lone Star on Fox at 8:00pm ET.

The Rookie on ABC at 8:00pm ET. Fifth season finale. I think at this point it’s pretty safe to say he’s not a “rookie” anymore.

1000% Me: Growing Up Mixed on HBO at 9:00pm ET. One-hour special presentation.

Will Trent on ABC at 10:00pm ET. First season finale.