August TV is Programmed by Energy Vampires

And Just Like That… on Max at 3:01am ET.

Heartstopper on Netflix at 3:01am ET. Series premiere. This is labeled as a “series premiere” when they probably mean “season premiere” but because of the disagreements between UK and US on what’s a “season” versus a “series” I guess it’s getting mangled. Anyway, this is season two of the series, is what I will say because I am American.

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds on Paramount+ at 3:01am ET.

Project Runway on Bravo at 9:00pm ET.

What We Do in the Shadows on FX at 10:00pm ET. Aside from this, Thursday night TV is getting pretty bleak. If I wasn’t looking at a calendar, I’d still know that it was August.